What perfectly acceptable things that make you unreasonably angry?

[BrotherBeer]

Every morning DH asks me to check over his face for random missed shaving bits and blemishes. Then when I tell him he's fine, he says 'Are you sure?'. Just look in the fucking mirror you dick.

I speak to my mum everyday on the phone. She always asks me what we're having for tea. I tell her then she tells me whether she likes that particular meal or not (usually not). I'm not inviting her round so why do I care if she likes my tea or not?

I'm an unreasonable person.

[KentishMama]

My boss using the phrase "... and of course we should explore aspects of..." in any context. It means he's just about to derail a project.

My boss using the word "downselect." Not just verbally, but also in writing.

My husband cuddling up to me, pulling me close... And then snoring in my ear. Please snore on your side of the bed.

[Reow]

So many things. I'm horrible.

Slow walkers.
People talking loud on public transport.
All adverts.
Small talk.
Loud breathers.
Clare Balding.
All tv soaps.
Warrior pose.
Geordie accents.
ITV

It goes on forever.

[kimann]

Combing my daughters hair
Justin Beiber
Kanye West
People who say 'do you know what I mean' after every sentence
People who say 'on point'
People who ask me why I'm not fat because I eat lots of crap and have copious amounts of sugar
People who say my country is 'terrible' for banning chewing gum

[BeetlebumShesAGun]

Hurting myself, for example I banged my elbow on the door handle the other day and it took all my control not to swear and punch it. It makes me fucking furious.

Really don't want to analyse why that is

[The80sweregreat]

Fast, with you there. Gave up on them years ago.

Having to greet folk with a kiss..when did this all start? ( different with family)
Agree about wind.
Ive started doing the So..without thinking. I blame Will,i am.
Can i get..no, its may i have..grrr

[user1andonly]

DH looking at his watch when I am talking to him about something important to me :(

[The80sweregreat]

Clare Balding, not sure why im not keen either, she is probably lovely.
She just winds me up for no reason at all..

[NeonGod73]

Star Wars.
Mums who complain their kids eat too much junk, yet keep buying the stuff and store it in the cupboard.
Boden
Kath Kidston
Emma Bridgewater
Crowds
Wind
Loud kids
People who silently mouth "thank you" to someone
Skinny jeans on short chunky legs
Gap
Jehova's witnesses
People who insist on explaining something for half an hour instead of 2 minutes.
When people say "good boy" or "good girl" to kids. It's like praising a dog.
People who don't close their curtain when it gets dark. Worse; when they don't even have a curtain yet they are not bothered by it.
Spanish (the language)
Electric hobs
Pittbulls on the street without a leash, walking 5 metres after or before their owner.
The sign "Sorry, we are closed". Why be sorry? Just say "we are closed".
Gap yearers
People who say Ryan Gosling is sexy. NO! He looks like a bird.

I am sure there's more, I'll be back...

[Fadingmemory]

The Radio Scotland news presenter who peppers interviews with, 'Y'know.' No, we don't know, that's why we're listening to the radio.

[DoorKnee]

Yes to the creaky voice - vocal fry. The Kardashians do it, so does Britney Spears.
I hate people walking too close to me, particularly from behind. I have to stop to let them past/move an acceptable distance away.

[historygeek12]

the kardashisns!

[zukiecat]

Olly Murs

Customers in the shop where I work doing this weird hand thing when you give them their change and receipt, they don't want the receipt which is no problem, they can just say they don't want it and I'll bin it, but no, they do this thing with their hand which is hard to describe but it's a flick and the receipt falls on the counter, but they grab the change

Also customers who take a receipt but crumple it up and throw it back at me, so incredibly rude!

I could go on all day about rude customers!

An ex friend who used to boast all the time about how wonderful her DC were, but constantly running my DC and me down

Eastenders

Sure there'll be more!

[NeonGod73]

Clingy shop assistants in Lush. So pesky!

[porsmork]

My boss referring to a bit of work or a project as a 'piece'. Like it's a designer dress. In fact, I hate that term when it refers to a frock too.

[notcreative23]

My DH goes completely insane if I ever ask him what time he'll be home

[MumBod]

Stephen fucking bastarding Fry.
Gabby bleeding Logan.
The X Factor.
Cyclists.
People over the age of 25 who play netball.
Footballers.
Football fans.

[llangennith]

Zombie? Why pick up a thread that's 7 months old? Start a new one!

[trowelmonkey1]

My period. A red mist decends three days before my period is due and suddenly everyone and everything makes me irrationally angry. Thankfully it only lasts for 24 hours, but it's awful.

[Flipthebirdy]

The sound of partner eating. Haven't read the thread yet. Pretty sure pp's would have said the same.
My dad when I say 'ok' and he says 'ok?'. Yes, I just fucking said ooookkkkk!!!

[Singlelady]

Whistling. Makes me furious in a split second. Even if it looks like your going to whistle... NO

[ImLadybird]

The feeling of needing a wee. I bloody hate having to stop what I'm doing, even if it's nothing, just to go to the loo.

[GuiltyPleasure]

Concentrating on the content of a thread then noticing the date & realising its a Zombie thread .. like this one

[MotherofPearl]

I resent other road users for getting in my way and clogging up the roads. Totally unreasonable I know.
Other things that give me unreasonable rage:
Slow walkers
People who don't have their train tickets ready for the machines at the barrier
Soft play centres
Misplaced apostrophes
Mud

[aquashiv]

People that say "my bad"..I don't know if my anger leads to my confusion of visa versa.
#MEANINGLESS WORD S THAT WON'T BE SEARCHED FOR MY ANYONE.
JAZZ music and smooth fm makes me want to thump my head on the wheel.