Live bus thread.

[JellyAnyDots]

I'm very pregnant. It's very hot. I'm on a bus. There are plenty of free seats - whole rows free. There is a woman sat right next to me on the aisle seat. Her thigh is pressed next to mine and it's making me even hotter.

WIBU to get up and move? I'm feeling very English and socially awkward about it!

Pretend to have a contraction.

Fart

Update: SHE moved. Now I'm really offended and worried that I smell.

If you're wanting to move, how about getting up as if you're getting off then saying "oops, wrong stop, I'm going home, not to work" and sitting back down on an empty seat?

Ha- can't win but at least your both a bit cooler!

Did she ignore all the empty rows of seats to sit next to you?

Do you have anything smelly you could start eating?

Or perhaps let off a silent but deadly or a loud but proud?

God people like this have a special place in hell reserved for them.

Move away from her really obviously but don't actually move. Use your hand to move away her skirt or bag or anything that's freely pressing in to you

Go and sit next to her

Hahahahhahaa! tofutti I'll snuggle up.

Wonder if she was reading this thread

Why do people do that?

Glad she moved for you

I was going to say maybe she's on her phone like "shit I'm about to get flamed on mumsnet"