to be shocked at man driving and fondling wife?

[StayAtHomeNotMum]

This is my first AIBU.... so here goes

I was riding out this afternoon, and a car slows down to pass me. I raise my hand to thank the driver and realise he hasn't lifted his hand in return, because it is down the top of the woman in the passenger seat!!

She is voluptuous, and his arm has vanished down her breasts to halfway towards his elbow. Child in back seat - looks about 3 years old.

AIBU to think this is a) shocking and b) dangerous?

Maybe a bee had flown down her top..

Ahh the old bee in the blouse move

::Walks down memory lane::

Not shocking no
Dangerous maybe.

Weird. Reminds of the time DH and I visited Ely and saw a young couple walking down the street with the bloke holding one of his gf's breasts. It's now referred to in our house as Ely Hug.

Especially for the bee, Emily

How did you know it was his wife?

Glad you are not suggesting it might be extra marital boob cuppage?

He was looking smug, she was looking bored....

Oh, my OH frequently puts his hand in my bra when I'm driving. I keep my phone there and it runs the music in the car via Bluetooth.

Well at least he wasn't doing the hokey cokey but still a bit dangerous

'Oh, my OH frequently puts his hand in my bra when I'm driving. I keep my phone there and it runs the music in the car via Bluetooth.'

If your bra controls the music, do your pants turn up the heating?

Hilarious!

Solo, no his arse does. Full of fucking hot air so he is.

Bit icky to be in eyeshot of your 3 year old.

Parked car with nobody else in it? Sure.

Poor woman probably same shit, same week.

Perhaps he was administering CPR. Typical of MN to leap to judgement.

We've all done it OP, don't sweat it

Sometimes I get one out when dh is driving to make him laugh. I figure anyone driving past is already gone and doesn't know us.

So that's what this sign is for:

Maybe his arm was cold?

""We've all done it OP, don't sweat it""

You are sexually inappropriate in front of your children?

What a wonderfully respectful Partner and Father, he is.

Conjoined twins?

birds I was being ironic...

Of course not