Been out shopping with DP today, just about to get on bus at bus station and this woman runs up, asked me if it was such and such a bus, I said it was and she said, "I timed that just right!" Then she kind of wedges herself between me and DP, who I was clearly with as he'd just been for a drink and handed me the change over saying "There's your change", insisted I get on first even though I gestured for her to get on, got on after me, totally ignoring DP then sat down right next to me! DP had to sit behind us! Then she told me all about her holidays, showed me some photos on her phone then sat and played Candy Crush for a while! At one point DP tapped me on the shoulder and asked if I was ok, she then nudged me and jerked her head in his direction, saying to me "Are you ok" in a "he wants to know" kind of way. There's no mistaking we were together! Then she got off half an hour later saying goodbye to me, again totally ignoring DP who was at this point holding my hand over my shoulder.
Anybody had a more bizarre day?! 