If you are looking to blame someone for the result...

[ProfessorPreciseaBug]

Try this nice little trick...
Identify the person/group you hold responsible and point at them...

Now count the fingers......You have one finger pointing at the object of your anger...AND THREE FINGERS POINTING BACK AT YOURSELF

Now you know who is really to blame... it's actually quite good as it works in every situation when you are blaming someone.

How am I to blame for England losing their match against Iceland?

This is a load of unoriginal twaddle.

What a load of absolute bollocks.

It wasn't Roy's fault. I blame joe hart.

Damnit buffalo I forgot that's how I was culpable for the pathetic display last night...

Your "nice little trick" isn't going to go down too well on police identity parades.

Purple if you had at least bothered to put your shinpads on in the first place we'd be through.

I blame ProfessorPB.

If she wasn't full of shit that sounds like it comes from a USA kindergarden then Rashford would have been on the pitch with Vardy for the full match and Eng-er-land would have won comfortably.

I'm afraid helmet according to the op it isn't Joe hart's fault, it's yours. Sorry about that.

I've read some piffle in my time but this really is piffle on a whole new scale

Have a whole packet

That's 20 seconds of my life, I won't get back.

I wasn't playing or part of the coaching set up. How OP, do you hold me accountable??

I knew it was my fault, had I been managing the game yesterday this wouldn't have happened.

Years ago I was happily walking down the street and passed by two hoodies, I had not even looked at them when one spit on me and then they walked away laughing shouting racial abuse.

Was that my fault too? Why? Oh yes, I shouldn't be in this country in the first place!

Yeah I did have quite a weak tournament tis true.

What a complete load of bollocks

(We really need a bollocks emoticon)

(🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂 bullocks emoticon )

I have nothing to do with England losing yet another football match!!!!

But, it's definitely Roy Hodgson's fault. and I am not Roy Hodgson. So it's clearly bollocks

You say that Mard, but how exactly do we know that you are not Roy Hodgson? Eh? Eh?

I am Roy Hodgson.

No, I am Roy Hodgson.

That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Would you you say that to a woman who has suffered physical or emotional abuse at the hands of their partner? Or to the pensioner who has been mugged in the streets?

No, I am Roy hodgson

And fuck knows what's going on round here recently, some threads are bloody mental

I'm sure this true some of the time, for some of the things but it's hardly going to work in every situation for everything.

Every situation, OP? Have you tried saying that to, for example, Josie Russell?

I've seen some twatty posts in my time, but I think you may have won the prize.

But I don't even like sportsball.