So far this year, Mumsnet has taught me.....

[YouAreMySweetestDownfall]

Fanny is a very naughty word in Scotland,

That loads of people hate the expression 'little man' (guilty)!

That there are other toddlers out there that refuse to go to bed and actually for many parents there's fuck all you can do but ride it out.

Mumsnetters can offer a wealth of experience, advice and hand holding and it can make a massive difference in your life.

And loads more things but wanted to keep it lighthearted. How about you?

gwen yes I do, so maybe why I can't now but I don't think I could do it before, or maybe I didn't practice enough.

I know I pee out of my urethra, however mine is sites inside my vagina, so the pee actually comes out of my vag.

I've seen it. I know where my pee comes from, plus when I had a catheter the nurse couldn't find it 😞

Origami that fringe drying thing is genius.

That You Are an uneducated idiot if you voted brexit.
That cocks need dunking after sex.
That penguins are for drive ways.
No one is safe from the daily fail .
Even if they've never talked back to you, if your DH/SO disagree with your views it's divorce city.
Wisom can be passed down in a little book.
Bastards deserve all they get.
Sat nav short cuts through picturesque village's will result in lengthy stand off's down said roads.
Wine will loosen even the quietest of tounges.
I'm out.