Nanny wouldn't get it

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I'm sure you'll feel my pain, I wanted Nanny to give me her phone (it was on the shelf), so I could make important phone calls.I have a social life as well Nanny!

However, she refused, as she was 'busy.' As far as I can see cooking a chicken isn't as important as me. That chicken's already roasted, but I'm still here and I have needs that far outweigh a roasted chicken. Time is biscuits Nanny!

WIBU to cry and not talk to her. She's acting all offended, I've told her she's dead to me until I want some sweets.

Strange post? wonder how many people are actually making posts to try and get in the daily fail??? I really dont see what was funny about it either.

AIBU is "notoriously hostile" said.. the most hostile poster I've read today!

Isn't it ironic, don'tcha think?

I agree bran, in a group called 'we are so unfunny we have to pretend to be 3 to make anyone laugh'
Then adults would know to avoid it like the plague.....

Maybe you'd be better off in your own part of the forum?

Flouncers' corner, perhaps?

And Martha, AIBU is not 'notoriously hostile.' It's notoriously blunt. There's a difference.

Posters like YOU are making it into the hostile place it's becoming.

Well done

Whilst I agree with you, Martha, I don't think there's need to be so aggressive about it. Genuinely think there should be a 'Lighthearted' section though. At least this one's not from the pet's point of view, those really are ott. Or worse, a fictional character from a soap or film .

Doubt it wellerr, doubt it.

I thought you were talking about your nanny (as in childcare) and was very confused for a moment there

"some bored mummy with too much time on her hands trying to be funny"

isn't that what we all are though?

Bran I can't wait for someone to start the next AIBU based on films thread as I have thought of a corker

You need to ask for a pear and say it needs cutted up. Then... You tantrum as you didn't want slices or cubes but TRIANGLES!

Why does it need to say 'lighthearted' or be in a section marked 'lighthearted'?

Are people so monumentally thick that they couldn't work out what this post is about or so completely fucking arrogant that they can't click on a thread, read it, think 'Nah, not interested' and then (and this is the crucial bit) NOT FUCKING COMMENT?

It was just a stupid little thread, this kind of stuff has been in AIBU before. I posted it on a whim, and there was no more thought on it than 'might be a laugh.'

I'm sorry this doesn't reach everyone's highbrow expectations of MN AIBU. I swear to you from this moment on, I shall not post anything unless it's been peer reviewed by a group of Professors from a Rusell Group Uni. After all, this is mumsnet and we must have standards!

I love cutted up pear. Toddlers are Dante's first circle of hell...

Poor OP. As someone said, on another day you'd have had a few posters entered into the spirit of it and had a laugh. Also I think the 'nanny' thing confused people at first.

:o at bitchplopping.

Do people really need to be such arseholes if they don't like a thread? You can always just ignore it, instead of looking like a wanker.

I love threads like this. They're a bit of fun on an otherwise dull day. And I love the comments by the miserable sarky caahs, they remind me of how nice and normal I am.

Why is nanny working on a Sunday?

IT made me smile op....although I did initially think it was about a paid nanny, which would have put a different spin on things!

I like it when someone pops in to say that their child would NEVER behave like this and that the child in question needs DISCIPLINING.

Nanny as in grandparent but yes I was confused by the use of nanny!