To think I win the prize ....

[girlinacoma]

For the most productive 30 minutes ever!

Whilst waiting for my hair dye to do it's job I:

plucked my eyebrows and chin hairs
'immaced' my legs
dealt with the hard skin on my feet
executed a perfect pedicure
exfoliated my elbows
dealt with a skin tag
did 3 sets of squats
bleached the loo
descaled the bathroom taps
cleaned the bastard louvre blinds in the bathroom
scrubbed sink and loo
polished the mirrors
cleaned the bathroom window
unblocked the hair from the plughole (vom)
AND scrubbed the inside of the shower panel

But that's not all!

While I was waiting for the conditioner to do it's job afterwards (10 mins), I also managed to worm and flea-treat the dog (he practically lives in our bathroom - don't ask!), clean his teeth and give his little beard a trim.

I managed to achieve a sparkly clean arse and bathroom all within 30 minutes and now need a bloody nap

I've heard that if you tie some cotton around a skin tag and leave it (overnight?), it will drop off.

Following purely to find out what you did to make your arse sparkle ❇

Same here Jelly Did you use a specific anal bleach?

Nail clippers?? On a skin tag??

Ouch

Ok I'm impressed but more than that I need answers. For questions see pps above. ⬆⬆⬆

I've heard that if you cover a skin tag with Vaseline twice a day for about a week, it suffocates it and it drops off. I was going to try it but kept forgetting, predictably

I think you're thinking of slugs MsK or maybe ticks.

Forgot the pelvic floor though - dam it

If that's a pun, that's damn fine one.

Sparkly clean arse as in sparkly clean everything. Arse included although not bleached - do people really bleach their arses???

Skin tag - under my arm. Dear god - it absolutely knacked! Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?

MrsK - I'm sure you are getting confused with ticks

biblomania - why thank you

'his little beard' 😅

Ha! Google it! It may work for ticks too for l I know

This has made me laugh, so thanks .
The skin tag... Bloody hell.

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