YAY FOR THE NORTHERN POWER HOUSE AND HS2.
Oh wait, when are we putting up a wall to keep those southerners out and preserve our Northern Culture and Heritage and keep our stock of brown sauce and pies safe?
There are not enough flat caps and cardboard boxes to go around. Our language is at threat from those who say 'Barth'.
They have come up here in their droves since the establishment of the BBC with their posh cheese, funny ideas and their money pushing up the cost of houses even more so the indigenous locals can't afford it anymore. And they have taken all our jobs. Do you know how many jobs at the BBC went to the locals? That's right. They built it on the promise of opportunities for northerners and then pretty much just employed those southerners from back down there rather than giving us a chance.
Those claiming we're a tiny full up island are dimwits of the highest order.
Actually I claim we're a tiny island full up of dimwits of the highest order. Some of them have given special status as elected dimwits. Some of them are former elected dimwits. They were put there by dimwit masses.
You know if we thought about things for a second and really planned we'd be dangerous as a country. Innovative, creative and world leaders. We could put the Great Back into Britain. Leaving the EU, might even make some sense if Brexit had 'a plan' and 'some consensus'. Alien and abstract concepts that they are to the UK.
Ahhh but instead we are obsessed with the old immigration debate, which really is divisive old hat and goes back, oh a few thousand years and hasn't really had much success yet. In fact its track record is a bit pants really.
Trouble is planning is really boring and doesn't make people froth enough to sell column inches.