To think this is obnoxious

[Falconwolf101]

Tried a new fruit/snack bar thing (Nakd bar) today. All great, but the description on the back...

'Join the Wholefood Revolution! Replace over-processed foods with nourishing wholefoods and get ready to be happy. This satisfying slice of simple goodness is a great place to start. Hope you love it as much as we do! Nature is nice.'

Bleurgh. 'Get ready to be happy?' It sounds vomit inducing, I imagine some creep annunciating the words really clearly while trying to force feed it to you. Anyone got any more freakish food descriptions?

Not a description as such but a name. Irish mners will know why

im more impressed by your commitment to mn. saving an old wrapper for food so that you could type up their marketing spiel for us all to enjoy

arabia Was just eating it, just thought it was funny

Great one Rugger

I hate these fake artisanal health food brands. Innocent is guilty of this patronising shit too.