To be a bit hypocritical?

[DuckAndPancakes]

You know, doing the things that you tell your kids not to do.

Picking scabs, check.
Picking my nose, check.
Farting and laughing about it, check.
Singing whilst I poo, check.
Staying up too late reading and making myself tired in the morning, double check.

What other things do you tell your kids not to do that you secretly do too?

What's wrong with singing whilst you poo? Intrigued as I have never come across this particular bit of etiquette before??!!

Yes I came on to ask the same Rebecca

My contribution is eating sweets too close to meal time.

Also talking with my mouth full and stuffing too much food in at once. Only at home though, i have reasonable table manners whilst in public

DD tends to get carried away with her song and poo in the evening when it's nearly bed time. I'm sure she only does it because I have a tendency to sing poo, it's the acoustics of the bathroom no doubt

I always eat close to dinner and then give the "but I KNOW I will eat all of mine" excuse and hope to god that I can!

Don't sing and poo? Why ever not?

'cos there's no way you'll win x-factor with that act?