My DH's pissing in the toilet IS SO LOUD I WANT TO PUNCH HIM (lighthearted)

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Seriously , as the title says, why can't men pee quietly?? FFS it sounds like Niagara Falls

dh is the same!!

whats wrong with them????

I hate the sound of men peeing. I dread my boys getting older (taller) when they'll be doing big loud peeing.

My teen ds is the same. Puts my poor old dribbling dh to shame

They need to sit down.

The way my husband flaps the toilet brush against the toilet every single time he does a poo makes my itch.

Just be thankful it's in the toilet!

I think it's the standing up/height thing

Oh mine too, sounds like a blinking horse, and what's worse mine stands there with hs hands on his head, it he could just aim properly he could quietly go against the edge
But no.