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To find the person wearing Poison (lighthearted)

124 replies

wowfudge · 13/05/2016 13:29

in the office and ask her never to wear it to work again?

Seriously, that stuff hasn't got any less stinky since it's late 80s/early 90s heyday. Plus I can smell it at my desk and whoever it is - and let's face it, she won't be hard to find - must be over ten metres away.

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HisNameWasPrinceAndHeWasFunky · 13/05/2016 20:44

I'm having flashbacks and it's not great. Poison, the scent the entire office MUST share.

Don't agree with if you can smell your own scent you're wearing too much though. I wear scent for my own enjoyment. If I couldn't smell it, there would be little point in wearing it.

Sallystyle · 13/05/2016 20:45

Hypnotic position is still available. I bought some not long ago.

HisNameWasPrinceAndHeWasFunky · 13/05/2016 20:46

Yes 80's.
Also, opium, rive gauche, Lou Lou, Paris, all of them preferable to poison

HisNameWasPrinceAndHeWasFunky · 13/05/2016 20:47

For me Angel is the modern Poison

WhoKnowsWhereTheTimeG0es · 13/05/2016 20:54

My rule of thumb for wearing too much is if anyone who is out of arms reach of you can smell it it's too strong. I very rarely enjoy the smell of other people's fragrances and only wear the tiniest amounts myself.

nbee84 · 13/05/2016 20:56

And in the 80's most teenage boys wore Kouros - I can almost still smell it now.

For me, I can't stand the smell of Cerruti 1881 - I think it smells like perfume that's gone off.

insideout · 13/05/2016 20:57

I loved pure poison elixir, but have to make do pure poison now. I love love love it ( but only use it sparingly a little goes a long long way!) When I got married, my husband to be bought me some, he found it hilarious to go and buy poison for his soon to be wife Grin

HisNameWasPrinceAndHeWasFunky · 13/05/2016 21:01

YY Kouros

Love 1881 and Allure!

These days I only buy boutique perfumes though. I've not met a famous brand perfume I've wanted to buy in years. Though I'll still take a shot of Rive Gauche if I'm passing.

barleysugar · 13/05/2016 21:04

Poison girl is lovely! And Black Opium.

My ballet teacher when I was 6 used to wear Rive Gauche, such a nostalgic smell to me!

Does anyone remember Paloma Picasso? Gosh that was strong!

Rhubardandcustard · 13/05/2016 21:06

Instant headache whenever I catch a smell of poison, I would have to say something if I was working with someone who wore it.

WhoKnowsWhereTheTimeG0es · 13/05/2016 21:19

My mum used to drench herself in Rive Gauche for nights out, I remember a car journey where I felt totally nauseous because of it. I had a quick sniff in a shop a couple of years ago and nearly threw up, the association was so strong.

DailyFaily · 13/05/2016 21:19

Out-80s Poison woman by getting yourself some body shop Dewberry

crazymammy · 13/05/2016 21:26

Find out who it is and for Christmas send her a bottle of Poison Girl. It's so much nicer!

crazymammy · 13/05/2016 21:27

Hehe I bought a bottle of poison for my ex-mil one Christmas. It was more about the name than the scent.... But she still wears it hahaha!!

Maverick66 · 13/05/2016 21:31

My friend who is 50 wears Youth Dew now that is seriously rank!

kitnkaboodle · 13/05/2016 21:33

Kouros was lush and reminds me of getting off with boys in the 80s Smile Grin

GeezAJammyPeece · 13/05/2016 21:42

Loved Kouros (& Poison!) Grin

Samsara (sp.?) on the other hand [boak][retch]

GeezAJammyPeece · 13/05/2016 21:42

Loved Kouros (& Poison!) Grin

Samsara (sp.?) on the other hand [boak][retch]

Honeymoonmummy · 13/05/2016 21:50

I'm really shocked there's such a strong feeling against Poison. I'm clueless about perfumes but I really like poison hypnotic and have used it for 5 years + now. What else would I like instead of Hypnotic (non piss taking answers only please!!)

TondelayaDellaVentamiglia · 13/05/2016 22:09

Hepzibar ...that's why i stopped wearing Poison...felt it dated me, but dh loves it and actually so do I, so I thought I'd have a flashback and treat the world to it again! :D

honeymoon...before I went back to Poison, I fell for Insolence by Guerlain...it also lasts well on me too

and I smelled the new Poison Girl...it just smells like every other Z-leb fragrance you pick up for a fiver on the market...pink candyfloss, cheap voddie with a bag of dodgy jelly sweeties.

Netflixandchill · 13/05/2016 22:12

Thierry Mugeler Alien actually makes me want to heave, as does someone wearing lashings of issey miyake

Netflixandchill · 13/05/2016 22:15

Whoknows so did my mom! Only when she went out, smells like hair spray doesn't it?

Joop is another one of those smells I can't even be around, reminds me of boys trying to kiss me at Parties

FaithAscending · 13/05/2016 22:18

Aww, feeling a tad nostalgic. My Grandma wore Poison. I remember feeling physically ill at the smell when we shared a car and the family thinking it was hilarious that Poison made me feel ill!

flipsahoy · 13/05/2016 22:19

I haven't worn Poison since the 90s but was always complemented when I used it. Reading this thread makes me think I was being lied to. Blush

HeilandMoo · 13/05/2016 22:25

I'm with the poster who mentioned Clinique Aromatics. That smell brings back awful memories of a girl I car shared with, combination of her fags, that honking perfume and exhaust fumes still haunts me.

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