I mean, why why why would you leave the clicky noises on for when you text? What purpose? Why don't you realise how irritating and pointless they are, random person?
And also, why would you leave the massively loud message notification noise on in, say, a restaurant, when you are staring at the phone constantly anyway? You cannot possibly miss a text in these circumstances, so why annoy everyone?!
AIBU if I grab said phone and throw it into a deep muddy puddle outside?