To find smug pregnant women annoying (light hearted)

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Sorry to offend anyone just need to have a vent I'm currently 16 weeks pregnant with my 2nd child, but I can't help but get annoyed with smug pregnant women I don't feel smug at all, most days I want to give the world the finger lol.

Does anyone else find the 'we're pregnant' (puke) & naming the unborn baby with names like peanut & piglet so bloody annoying & when pregnant women walk around holding their bump just really irritating? Maybe it's just me hormones raging oh & signing cards from bump I could go on and on ...

With both my pregnancies I had at least 35 weeks of constant nausea and threw up a minimum of 8 tines a day. I hated everyone but particularly smug pregnant women with their shiny hair a glowing skin and ability to hold down food. Fuckers the lot of em.1qqem.1q

If I'm ever lucky enough to get pregnant again I will be just as 'smug' as with my first pregnancy. F off.

I think you're looking for problems that don't exist. People are happy, they say and do twee little cutesy things. Nobody is being smug AT you. They are living their lives.

Sorry you're feeling rotten.

We're around the same stage of grumpiness, then, OP ;)

Don't look up maternity t-shirts on ebay, then. It will raise your blood pressure...

I was amused rather than annoyed when a friend posted on Facebook how rude all her fellow commuters were for not giving her a seat on the bus. She was 14 weeks pregnant and a bit portly to begin with so of course no one on the bus even noticed! But I remember how all consuming the first pregnancy is so just clicked 'like'

I got far more attention from men throughout my pregnancy than I ever did from women. Men would show an Interest, and offer me a seat ect. Women wouldn't.
I think what it is, is. The ones who have been through it think. Well noone treated me like a Queen. I had to get on with it, No one bowed down to me, and the ones that haven't experienced it are jealous and resentful and want to experience it, and none maternal women are not interested in having their own, so you can hardly expect, them to be doing a merry dance about other people's pregnancies.
I do get what you mean about smug pregnant women. They get right on my fucking tits. I remember when a friend was pregnant and you'd never think. There was 7billion people in the world. You'd think shd was the first last and only women to be pregnant.

Our first bump later daughter was called "Fred", other than that couldn't agree more! Bump no.2 had no such good nn!

She wasn't as smug though, when she was facing the sleepless nights.
I wasn't in the least bit smug. Infact I spent the whole time being sick, and grumpy, but
My DD slept like a dream.

Aww I think you're being mean OP. Entitled, no. But smug is fine. Good luck to them!

Oh no I know what you mean.

I can imagine they bow down to Giovanna fletcher the queen of pregnancy smugness. It's all too much for me.

YANBU! Little bean, sprout etc. Fuck off.

Seeing women rubbing their non existent bellies used to make me laugh. They were gently caressing their internal organs!

Maternity t shirts with slogans are the worst though. 'Hands off the bump', 'kick me baby one more time' etc etc. Vom.

Lol, I think YABpartlyU - I held my bump all the time towards the end but only in private at the beginning during 'awww' moments. I also loved putting bio-oil on it every night, sort of a wee massage for the baby. I also gave DS a pregnancy nn - not a cutesy one, more Greek mythological warrior, but hey if people want to go cutesy fair enough, it's a baby after all! Don't think YABU about the card signing and YAmostdefinatelyNBU about the 'we're pregnant' thing. Does he look like the size of a house? Does he have to pee every 5 minutes? Does he have someone kicking his ribs/bladder all the livelong day AND NIGHT?! Will he have to push that someone out of his tender parts? Then no. He is in no way freakin well pregnant.

i was smug.......why not I had sex and was having a baby.....come on no one can beat that!!

Urgh Salem I hate those t-shirts and was really scared MIL was going to buy me one and I'd have to wear it...

I held my bump because it weighed a fucking ton.

I really wish I could have been smug - I was horrendously anxious with AND and several bad things happened whilst pg (family member in ICU, problems at work, landlord tried to evict us, best friend had a stillbirth), which meant I didn't have time to be smug, was constantly terrified of losing the baby, and smugness was the very last thing on my mind. I was and am so envious of those women who float around talking about gym balls, nursery furniture, NCT classes and pregnancy yoga and so on and looking all loved up :(

Samcro. Your pregnancy was the result of having sex, never, and here's me thinking that it was the Stork that brought the babies. .

I think your post needs more smilies.

I still hold my bump. DS is 7

liveinalighthousewiththeghost i am so very very sorry. I will report my post

Ha ha, and now I suppose you're going to tell me that, Santa and the Easter bunny aren't real, aren't you.

The body is doing an amazing thing, I give women deserve to be a little smug. If that isn't your style then fine just leave others to it.

Live and let live!

Sorry that should say I think all women deserve to be a little smug**

Is parasite ok as a nickname?