AIBU to wish plus size skinny jeans would F off

[Elle80]

I want some new jeans, I'm plus size, all I can find are skinny jeans destined to make my legs look like two turkey drum sticks. Why retailers? Why?!

[KatharinaRosalie]

That's great thanks Mango!

[SharonBottsPoundOfGrapes]

Aero no fucker is going to look at me and think "Yer sneaky bitch yer. There's me eyeing up a fine arse under all those layers of clothes and now I see the real cut of yer I'm shocked!" Then again that's exactly how I snared dh except shoe wise. He tells everyone that I took my shoes off and dropped 5 inches. :o