To think I've found the Answer?

[FriskyFrog]

I have my weekend planned. Just need to find a stockist.

That is, if Mumsnet Towers hasn't bought the lot

www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/foodanddrink/the-world-s-first-antiageing-gin-has-just-gone-on-sale-a3231561.html

Ok

Hah! Indifference will get your complexion nowhere PPie when you've ceased to be a teetotal smooth-skinned school-leaver.

I, for one, am willing to give this a damned good try; purely in the interests of science of course. Outta my way!

Well, it's not going to make one's complexion worse, so might be worth an experiment.

(wonders what it does for scaly skin)

I really don't like gin but I may buy some to dip my feet in, so I have lovely youthful looking feet for the Summer

I'll buy nothing that braying cunt Nicky Hambleton-Jones has endorsed.

Be cheaper to buy a bottle of Oliver Cromwell and a pack of Perfectil, shirley?