I bought 'That's not my elephant' from Amazon - described as 'used - good condition'.
This is what they sent me. 
But they won't just refund me. No. I need to find someone with a computer printer, print off a refund label and take it to a dispatch zone somewhere in the back of beyond to return the scummy thing to Amazon so they can send it to some other unsuspecting person.
Yes, that is real human hair stuck in the front cover. No, I won't be letting my baby play with that...
I suppose I'll just have to bin it now, for the sake of £3 it's not worth it, is it?