Two of my three children have black eyes atm

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Ds2(5 months) has been sporting a lovely shiner all week after grabbing my empty cup and whacking himself in the face with it
DS1(6) got kicked in the face at soft play the other day and after a couple of days of it just being a bit red and swollen has come down the stairs this morning with a full on bright purple eye

AIBU to think people will never believe the coincidence and to just stay indoors until at least one of them heals?

5 months is quite young for a black eye you probably will get people asking questions. My ds had 2 black eyes when 9 months and stood up and fell on a toy on the bridge of his nose we couldn't go anywhere without every Tom dick and Harry wanting to know how it happened

If I saw them I'd probably just joke by asking who hit who first. I wouldn't think anything more about it.