To find Boris and Jo Johnson attractive even though I'm total commie?

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I don't know why this is I just think they are both very hot. Years ago when I was a student I had a twitter and I sent boris a few flirty tweets and he totally followed me back! I close that account down ages ago but I think think he is damm sexy.
Am I insane?

Go wash your eyes out!

Boris Johnson is a cunt of the first water. On that basis, you are insane.

Yes

Ugh. He's duplicitous and has no grip on the real world. I loathe it when people act ditzy like he does. YABVU and I would definitely doubt your claim to be left wing. Ugh.

Yes, YABU!

When I first saw him on Have I Got News yeaarrrs ago, I honestly thought he was a comedian in character.

What Casual said.

I really am very much a left winger and I do totally hate him and his politics. I thought Jo Johnson was a bit nicer as a person and some even question that he might be better suited to the Labour party (new labour) but then he voted for the cuts to ESA and I knew he was a heartless tory like the rest of them. I think though the hate thing kind of adds to the appeal for me a bit.

Its a bit twisted, but there must be others out there who are sexually attracted to people they don't like?

Oh god, he'd honk-honk your boobs and consider foreplay mastered.

I think we need to stage an intervention for the OP.

I'm a leftie, and I fancy Penny Mordaunt.
Pray for me.

Boris just looks grubby to me. Like me needs a good wash.

Oh god, he'd honk-honk your boobs and consider foreplay mastered.

Bwah.

I love Boris Johnson and his Victorian novel-style writing.

Yes page404 , op needs an intervention!!!!!
Look, so many exclamation points, that's how serious I am

YABU
Shame on you As a fellow leftie I have a much more appropriate crush on John McDonnell.

Oh good God he looks like hes never washed.

Op YABU.

He is repulsive as is his blonde bouffant brother.

I can't quite put my finger on why BJ in particular makes me want to stab my fingers in my own eyes but I think it's the relentless egocentric babble and arrogance, rampant ambition and self promotion disguised in buffoonery.

IMO Boris (the Animal) was born untidy and on that basis alone should have been an academic, where a larger-than-life type like him would fit right in. I can't understand any way the Johnson could be thought attractive. Do you fancy Michael Fabricant too, OP?

Not to give you any more wank-fodder, but have you seen their younger brother Max? [wink

Interesting analysis recently in the Daily Mail by his ex mistress Petronella Wyat.

Amongst other surprised, apparently he's a real introvert.

Jo Johnson is quite hot - I had lunch with him once :)

Best sex I ever had (prior to DH) was with a Tory. There was no way I was going to date him because of his politics but we had a very enjoyable summer fucking. So for that YANBU.

Sue

I just assumed Boris was gay for years - apparently not, though. Not that it would matter either way as he is about as attractive as a plate of sicked up blancmange. No idea who the other one is.

I have a fear of men who have eyelashes like pigs. (The bald ginger one in Eastenders freaks me out, too).

And the fact he's a tory - no. Never been much of a one for jackboots, etc.

Boris came and spoke to my work - an audience of about 200. His charisma was incredible - I can't explain it - but I do get it.

You should go to spec savers, he is a minger!