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To find Boris and Jo Johnson attractive even though I'm total commie?

26 replies

wickedbodies · 04/04/2016 20:18

I don't know why this is I just think they are both very hot. Years ago when I was a student I had a twitter and I sent boris a few flirty tweets and he totally followed me back! I close that account down ages ago but I think think he is damm sexy.
Am I insane?

OP posts:
CockacidalManiac · 04/04/2016 20:32

Go wash your eyes out!

acasualobserver · 04/04/2016 20:32

Boris Johnson is a cunt of the first water. On that basis, you are insane.

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 04/04/2016 20:32

Yes

TopHat33 · 04/04/2016 20:44

Ugh. He's duplicitous and has no grip on the real world. I loathe it when people act ditzy like he does. YABVU and I would definitely doubt your claim to be left wing. Ugh.

SaucyJack · 04/04/2016 20:45

Yes, YABU!

When I first saw him on Have I Got News yeaarrrs ago, I honestly thought he was a comedian in character.

Pettywoman · 04/04/2016 20:45

What Casual said.

wickedbodies · 04/04/2016 20:47

I really am very much a left winger and I do totally hate him and his politics. I thought Jo Johnson was a bit nicer as a person and some even question that he might be better suited to the Labour party (new labour) but then he voted for the cuts to ESA and I knew he was a heartless tory like the rest of them. I think though the hate thing kind of adds to the appeal for me a bit.

Its a bit twisted, but there must be others out there who are sexually attracted to people they don't like?

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TheSpottedZebra · 04/04/2016 20:48

Oh god, he'd honk-honk your boobs and consider foreplay mastered.

PageStillNotFound404 · 04/04/2016 20:51

I think we need to stage an intervention for the OP.

CockacidalManiac · 04/04/2016 20:54

I'm a leftie, and I fancy Penny Mordaunt.
Pray for me.

ThroughThickAndThin01 · 04/04/2016 20:55

Boris just looks grubby to me. Like me needs a good wash.

AppleSetsSail · 04/04/2016 20:57

Oh god, he'd honk-honk your boobs and consider foreplay mastered.

Bwah.

I love Boris Johnson and his Victorian novel-style writing.

coughingbean · 04/04/2016 20:59

Yes page404 , op needs an intervention!!!!!
Look, so many exclamation points, that's how serious I am

Dontgiveaschnitzel · 04/04/2016 21:03

YABU
Shame on you Shock As a fellow leftie I have a much more appropriate crush on John McDonnell.

ThroughThickAndThin01 · 04/04/2016 21:05

Oh good God he looks like hes never washed.

SeaMagic · 04/04/2016 21:17

Op YABU.

He is repulsive as is his blonde bouffant brother.

I can't quite put my finger on why BJ in particular makes me want to stab my fingers in my own eyes but I think it's the relentless egocentric babble and arrogance, rampant ambition and self promotion disguised in buffoonery.

FredaMayor · 04/04/2016 21:36

IMO Boris (the Animal) was born untidy and on that basis alone should have been an academic, where a larger-than-life type like him would fit right in. I can't understand any way the Johnson could be thought attractive. Do you fancy Michael Fabricant too, OP? Grin

Pooseyfrumpture · 04/04/2016 21:41

Not to give you any more wank-fodder, but have you seen their younger brother Max? [wink

Jarstastic · 04/04/2016 21:44

Interesting analysis recently in the Daily Mail by his ex mistress Petronella Wyat.

Amongst other surprised, apparently he's a real introvert.

BoboChic · 04/04/2016 21:48

Jo Johnson is quite hot - I had lunch with him once :)

SueTrinder · 04/04/2016 22:02

Best sex I ever had (prior to DH) was with a Tory. There was no way I was going to date him because of his politics but we had a very enjoyable summer fucking. So for that YANBU.

coughingbean · 04/04/2016 22:07

Sue Grin

JoffreyBaratheon · 04/04/2016 22:20

I just assumed Boris was gay for years - apparently not, though. Not that it would matter either way as he is about as attractive as a plate of sicked up blancmange. No idea who the other one is.

I have a fear of men who have eyelashes like pigs. (The bald ginger one in Eastenders freaks me out, too).

And the fact he's a tory - no. Never been much of a one for jackboots, etc.

creativevoid · 05/04/2016 15:02

Boris came and spoke to my work - an audience of about 200. His charisma was incredible - I can't explain it - but I do get it.

0christmastree5 · 05/04/2016 15:03

You should go to spec savers, he is a minger!

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