AIBU

[Curiosa]

Am I being unreasonable to be put off by the amount of swearing on Mumsnet?

Fucking disgraceful.

Yanfuckingbu. The vocabulary on here is a load of cuntfuckery. Every bastard time poor op starts this same thread a load of foul mouthed fuckers just take the piss.

Arkhamasylum that is definitely what a craddle is.

What the actual FUCK?

Fucking love swearing, me.

I very disappointed in you all.

Fucking cunty bollocking pissflaps.

Ahhhh, that feels better. Sometimes swearing just works. The acronym LTB would not quite have the same effect if it was 'leave the unpleasant person'.

*It's not even a decent bloody biscuit!
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Hahahahahahahahahaha. If I could do that cry laughing emoji I would have done at least 5 for that. Hahaha

People are fucking filthy on here. I love it.

I've never fucking sworn in my life

So fucking cunt craddle that up your pipe, chew it up and smoke it (?!)

😂😂😂 Dying!

What is a 'craddle' anyway?

Omg, don't Google 'craddle'. The nicer version (according to Wikipedia) is "someone who doesn't know how to spell 'cradle'".

What's the not nice version?

It's an act of violence. I'm not very good with violent acts.

To not put more info in the title. YAFU

That's because you have put in 'crabble' six instead of 'craddle'

The thing that really pisses me off lately is the number of posts where someone of delicate sensibilities puts an asterix in the middle of a swear word and so buggers up all the bold formatting until their next asterix. If you want to say fuck, say fuck, don't fucking asterix it. If you don't like the word put 'go away' or 'it was rather dreadful'.