That he had a huge great big blackhead in his ear. I spent all day working out how to get at it and had decided on hot compresses followed by a firm squeeze using two ear buds. He even let me take a photo of it. It was the first thing he asked me to look at as he got in the car from school and then he did something terrible, he started trying to squeeze it HIMSELF, and it burst EVERYWHERE and I didn't even get a chance to even touch it. My day is ruined, I tell you, ruined.