To wonder if aliens have taken over my two year old

[Abbbinob]

Today in Wilkinson's he decided to try and grab everything (very believable. Well done aliens.) So I said "DS could you get in your pushchair please?"
And he said. ..
"OK mummy"
And climbed in. I didn't even have to use the chocolate buttons.
Wtf is happening

Sorry if this sounds like the voice of doom, but this always makes me wonder if they're coming down with something....

Oh they've definitely taken my 18 month old and replaced her with a teenager. She was the sweetest most lovely little thing 2 weeks ago, now she likes to dance about and stamp her feet when she isn't getting her way.

She's still an amazing little sweetheart though

He's probably just getting so good at shop lifting he's realised he'll get away with it more effectively if he dupes you into a false sense of security. Look down the back of his pram, I bet he's got a set of rawl plugs, sixteen lightbulbs, a canteen of cutlery and three tins of paint down there.

You've been had babe.

I don't believe that happened.

Honestly, the trolls on MN these days...