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AIBU to hate the phrase 'fluid bonded'?

124 replies

mumoseven · 05/03/2016 21:21

I'm adding it to my cringe list. Along with 'moist', 'lube' and 'unpick'

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LaContessaDiPlump · 05/03/2016 22:03

I'm off for some polymer science with DH. Yeah baby.

Sallystyle · 05/03/2016 22:03

I told dh we need to bond our fluids tonight after reading that thread.

He just asked me what odd stuff I was reading on MN now.

batteredlanger · 05/03/2016 22:06

daffy I remember "big daves gusset", was it near London bridge station? Brought a smile to my face every day!

brightnearly · 05/03/2016 22:09

Pacific Growler wants his bone...badly....oooh yeah...!

WitchWay · 05/03/2016 22:10

Sounds like glue. Is it just sex?

Sparklingbrook · 05/03/2016 22:11

'Tummy time' is another one- what the hell is that all about? Didn't exist in 1999. I am hoping the teens will turn out ok having never had any. Is it too late now?

Shakey15000 · 05/03/2016 22:11

I pah at "fluid bonding". A stupid, made up bloody phrase meant to sound ever so trendy.

I can imagine it being used with an a la 80's/90's yuppie twang.

"So, ya, Tarquin and I have like, totally fully fluid bonded"

My offering for the sin bin is "gash"- bleurgh.

7Days · 05/03/2016 22:12

Its like when vampires are blood bonded or some such

Destinysdaughter · 05/03/2016 22:12

Whatever you do, don't google 'figging'...

Here's a link, DON'T click on it!

munchies.vice.com/en/articles/root-ginger-is-a-dominatrixs-secret-weapon

PacificDogwod · 05/03/2016 22:14

Grin @ tummy time for teenagers

Sparkling, I fear it's too late for your offspring

MistressDeeCee · 05/03/2016 22:15

"DP and I are fluid bonded". God...how "cringe" didGwyneth P say it

brightnearly · 05/03/2016 22:15

Rumpy-pumpy! Eeeeewwwww.

This unhealthy mix of baby language and explicit description...just wrong.

PacificDogwod · 05/03/2016 22:15

I am SO not clicking on that link, Destiny - I did not join MN yesterday

Sparklingbrook · 05/03/2016 22:17

Shock PD say it isn't so. Although the 16 year old does get a fair bit of lying down in these days so he may just be ok.

PacificDogwod · 05/03/2016 22:18

There's always hope, Sparkling

MoltoIncazzata · 05/03/2016 22:18

I'll tell you what's a dirty dirty word. Dirty and disgusting.

Moist.

There. I've said it.

novemberchild · 05/03/2016 22:20

'Raunchy'. Usually describing Tina Turner's clothing in the 80's and sounds far too 'Carry On' to take seriously.

Ilovetorrentialrain · 05/03/2016 22:22

Bliss. Can not stand that word. Usually used as a one word sentence to emphasise how relaxing something is.

brightnearly · 05/03/2016 22:24

My gusset gets so moist every time I eat pulled pork, I have to lard into the cleft of the * and gently dab it to contain the oozing fluid.

Voila.

StealthPolarBear · 05/03/2016 22:24

Oh no. My dad's a chemical engineer and I was going to ask him what it meant. Glad I read on!

Ilovetorrentialrain · 05/03/2016 22:24

Fluid bonded is a dreadful phrase! Never encountered it before now and don't want to again!

MoltoIncazzata · 05/03/2016 22:25

Crevice, runny and seeping are also filthy dirty words.

MummySparkle · 05/03/2016 22:25

Surely pretty much everyone in a committed relationship does this? Either the woman is on some form of contraception or the man has had a vasectomy, doesn't that fit the bill for most couples these days?! Obviously it's different if you've just met someone and don't know where they've been but why do we need a term to describe it?! Surely 'had sex without a condom' is okay?!?!

I overheard a hilarious conversation between two 6th form boys on the train yesterday. The girlfriend of one has just had the implant, the other one said "does that mean you do t have to use a condom? You must be well chuffed man!" Grin

BeyondTellsEveryoneRealFacts · 05/03/2016 22:25

Its a non thing isnt it? Arent most long term relationships "fluid bonded"

BeyondTellsEveryoneRealFacts · 05/03/2016 22:26

Haha, x post!