AIBU to hate the phrase 'fluid bonded'?

[mumoseven]

I'm adding it to my cringe list. Along with 'moist', 'lube' and 'unpick'

[LaContessaDiPlump]

I'm off for some polymer science with DH. Yeah baby.

[Sallystyle]

I told dh we need to bond our fluids tonight after reading that thread.

He just asked me what odd stuff I was reading on MN now.

[batteredlanger]

daffy I remember "big daves gusset", was it near London bridge station? Brought a smile to my face every day!

[brightnearly]

Pacific Growler wants his bone...badly....oooh yeah...!

[WitchWay]

Sounds like glue. Is it just sex?

[Sparklingbrook]

'Tummy time' is another one- what the hell is that all about? Didn't exist in 1999. I am hoping the teens will turn out ok having never had any. Is it too late now?

[Shakey15000]

I pah at "fluid bonding". A stupid, made up bloody phrase meant to sound ever so trendy.

I can imagine it being used with an a la 80's/90's yuppie twang.

"So, ya, Tarquin and I have like, totally fully fluid bonded"

My offering for the sin bin is "gash"- bleurgh.

[7Days]

Its like when vampires are blood bonded or some such

[Destinysdaughter]

Whatever you do, don't google 'figging'...

Here's a link, DON'T click on it!

munchies.vice.com/en/articles/root-ginger-is-a-dominatrixs-secret-weapon

[PacificDogwod]

@ tummy time for teenagers

Sparkling, I fear it's too late for your offspring

[MistressDeeCee]

"DP and I are fluid bonded". God...how "cringe" didGwyneth P say it

[brightnearly]

Rumpy-pumpy! Eeeeewwwww.

This unhealthy mix of baby language and explicit description...just wrong.

[PacificDogwod]

I am SO not clicking on that link, Destiny - I did not join MN yesterday

[Sparklingbrook]

PD say it isn't so. Although the 16 year old does get a fair bit of lying down in these days so he may just be ok.

[PacificDogwod]

There's always hope, Sparkling

[MoltoIncazzata]

I'll tell you what's a dirty dirty word. Dirty and disgusting.

Moist.

There. I've said it.

[novemberchild]

'Raunchy'. Usually describing Tina Turner's clothing in the 80's and sounds far too 'Carry On' to take seriously.

[Ilovetorrentialrain]

Bliss. Can not stand that word. Usually used as a one word sentence to emphasise how relaxing something is.

[brightnearly]

My gusset gets so moist every time I eat pulled pork, I have to lard into the cleft of the * and gently dab it to contain the oozing fluid.

Voila.

[StealthPolarBear]

Oh no. My dad's a chemical engineer and I was going to ask him what it meant. Glad I read on!

[Ilovetorrentialrain]

Fluid bonded is a dreadful phrase! Never encountered it before now and don't want to again!

[MoltoIncazzata]

Crevice, runny and seeping are also filthy dirty words.

[MummySparkle]

Surely pretty much everyone in a committed relationship does this? Either the woman is on some form of contraception or the man has had a vasectomy, doesn't that fit the bill for most couples these days?! Obviously it's different if you've just met someone and don't know where they've been but why do we need a term to describe it?! Surely 'had sex without a condom' is okay?!?!

I overheard a hilarious conversation between two 6th form boys on the train yesterday. The girlfriend of one has just had the implant, the other one said "does that mean you do t have to use a condom? You must be well chuffed man!"

[BeyondTellsEveryoneRealFacts]

Its a non thing isnt it? Arent most long term relationships "fluid bonded"

[BeyondTellsEveryoneRealFacts]

Haha, x post!