AIBU to hate the phrase 'fluid bonded'?

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I'm adding it to my cringe list. Along with 'moist', 'lube' and 'unpick'

I'm off for some polymer science with DH. Yeah baby.

I told dh we need to bond our fluids tonight after reading that thread.

He just asked me what odd stuff I was reading on MN now.

daffy I remember "big daves gusset", was it near London bridge station? Brought a smile to my face every day!

Pacific Growler wants his bone...badly....oooh yeah...!

Sounds like glue. Is it just sex?

'Tummy time' is another one- what the hell is that all about? Didn't exist in 1999. I am hoping the teens will turn out ok having never had any. Is it too late now?

I pah at "fluid bonding". A stupid, made up bloody phrase meant to sound ever so trendy.

I can imagine it being used with an a la 80's/90's yuppie twang.

"So, ya, Tarquin and I have like, totally fully fluid bonded"

My offering for the sin bin is "gash"- bleurgh.

Its like when vampires are blood bonded or some such

Whatever you do, don't google 'figging'...

Here's a link, DON'T click on it!

munchies.vice.com/en/articles/root-ginger-is-a-dominatrixs-secret-weapon

@ tummy time for teenagers

Sparkling, I fear it's too late for your offspring

"DP and I are fluid bonded". God...how "cringe" didGwyneth P say it

Rumpy-pumpy! Eeeeewwwww.

This unhealthy mix of baby language and explicit description...just wrong.

I am SO not clicking on that link, Destiny - I did not join MN yesterday

PD say it isn't so. Although the 16 year old does get a fair bit of lying down in these days so he may just be ok.

There's always hope, Sparkling

I'll tell you what's a dirty dirty word. Dirty and disgusting.

Moist.

There. I've said it.

'Raunchy'. Usually describing Tina Turner's clothing in the 80's and sounds far too 'Carry On' to take seriously.

Bliss. Can not stand that word. Usually used as a one word sentence to emphasise how relaxing something is.

My gusset gets so moist every time I eat pulled pork, I have to lard into the cleft of the * and gently dab it to contain the oozing fluid.

Voila.

Oh no. My dad's a chemical engineer and I was going to ask him what it meant. Glad I read on!

Fluid bonded is a dreadful phrase! Never encountered it before now and don't want to again!

Crevice, runny and seeping are also filthy dirty words.

Surely pretty much everyone in a committed relationship does this? Either the woman is on some form of contraception or the man has had a vasectomy, doesn't that fit the bill for most couples these days?! Obviously it's different if you've just met someone and don't know where they've been but why do we need a term to describe it?! Surely 'had sex without a condom' is okay?!?!

I overheard a hilarious conversation between two 6th form boys on the train yesterday. The girlfriend of one has just had the implant, the other one said "does that mean you do t have to use a condom? You must be well chuffed man!"

Its a non thing isnt it? Arent most long term relationships "fluid bonded"

Haha, x post!