AIBU to hate the phrase 'fluid bonded'?

[mumoseven]

I'm adding it to my cringe list. Along with 'moist', 'lube' and 'unpick'

[MairzyDoats]

Doily and Hubby. Blergh. Oh and flange, that's just horrible.

[Whenwillwe3meetagain]

Thanks sparkling

[Blatherskite]

OublietteBravo beat me to it. Engineers need flanges, it's a useful thing.

Nothing on a human's body needs referring to as a flange though

[Minniemagoo]

Oh I'm with Welsh Minge is awful
Up there with Panties imo

[MistressDeeCee]

Eh? and how would you use it in the context of a sentence?

[Blatherskite]

Which word DeeCee?

[alltouchedout]

It's been years since I heard that phrase. I think it's a bit pretentious and wanky but it doesn't make me cringe in the way over phrases do.

[Sparklingbrook]

I have never heard anyone in RL say the word 'minge'. I really hope I never hear anyone say 'fluid bonded' as part of a RL conversation with me either.

[howtorebuild]

You learn something new everyday.

Big Dave fluid bonded so he had a moist gusset.

[MistressDeeCee]

Blatherskite the fluid bonded thing. As in, "we fluid bonded last night" do people say that? Is this a thing? Ive never heard of it so Im wondering

[ghostyslovesheep]

playdate

sanpro

[ILostItInTheEarlyNineties]

I'll never forget the morning that I discovered my teenage son had fluid bonded his bedsheet in the night. Blergh

[mumoseven]

Ew, 'rim'

[Sparklingbrook]

I have never heard 'sanpro' in RL. I don't mind it on MN because it's quick to type and everyone knows what you mean. Saves typing 'sanitary towels/tampons/mooncups etc' or 'feminine hygiene products'.

[elQuintoConyo]

Flange is great!

Fluid bonded just sounds like crossing streams while you piss nope, never done that, oh no

I don't mind moist, yeast, felch. Not a fan of panties just so murdering-knicker-sniffer of a name.

[Twinklestein]

Micturition.

[brightnearly]

Sounds more like kissing than shagging, actually.

I'm adding 'muff' to the list. Sounds musty, dusty and gruff.

[Blatherskite]

DeeCee, I believe the sentence earlier was "DP and I are fluid bonded".

[CrossfireHurricane]

I have to use/type the word flange a lot in my job and some days I have a funny head on and have a little giggle

[brightnearly]

Actually, is there any attractive word in the English language for female private parts?!?

[ouryve]

YANBU.

It's utterly revolting and makes an unprotected shag sound so damned mechanical.

[mumoseven]

If that guy on the telly says 'pulled pork' one more time, I'll hurl. It sounds like wanking

[PacificDogwod]

Fluid bonded sounds to me like some kind of engineering expression. And it's fine for that, but for anything relationship related? Euch!

I have no problem with any of the other words/phrases mentioned here. BLS/baby wearing is very useful to identify the uses mindset

[PacificDogwod]

How about 'growler', brightnearly?

[novemberchild]

'Baby-wearing' conjures up weird, Buffalo-Bill esque vibes.

On a tenuously related note 'mummy tummy'. I actually once found maternity jeans called that: 'Mummy tummy jeans'. I'm still enraged about it 20 years later, which proves I'm mad that they were evil.