To think the couple on the tube should stop kissing each other every four seconds

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There is a couple stood next to me on a busy tube train, having a conversation which is interspersed with noisy sloppy kisses about every four seconds. WIBU to ask them to save the revolting love in until they get off the train?!

People keep staring at them in a 'WTF are you doing?' kind of way and they are completely oblivious.

And in between the kissing they are giving each other sex eyes looks with their faces about three inches from each other

Ugh. YANBU but they will be completely indifferent. The other day I stood next to a couple (on the tube) who were full on snogging. It was gross.

Good for them. Make love not war.
Ywbu

Oh god! Are they making a noise when they kiss?? I recently has to stop watching Cagney and Lacey because Mary Beth and Harvey make kissing sounds. I've waited for years for that boxed set and now it's ruined...

Maybe you could all rate their technique out loud?

It's better than them having a loud sweary argument.

Just look away.

They are really long, slurpy kisses CruCru. Never mind London Underground posters about not eating smelly food on the train because it's anti-social, however "don't share your foreplay with other travellers".

Is there any chance you could yell 'I KNEW it, you bastard' as you hop off at your stop? You won't see them stop but others may be grateful
Disclaimer I am not suggesting you really do it, but maybe imagine it and laugh to get through the journey?

*how about

Are they hurting you?

It's none of your business so you should not say anything.

I have a friend who shouts "NO CANOODLING".
Try that and see what happens

That's all falseness that. AFAIAC. It's very easy for people to be fawning and drapping all over each other, in public. They were probably screaming at each other 3 hours ago.

Oh Jeeez. The ever romantic, Ilive..
I never been one for PDA. I can wait until I get home. They're lucky they're not in Dubai. Kissing in public is illegal there and so it should be.

Urg I had this the other day on a tube so crowded you couldn't breathe properly. Literally toungue wrestling about 3 cm from my face

Yanbu it's minging

Stop looking wanking

A couple were doing this in the cafe me and my mum were in this morning. Put me right off my breakfast !!
The noise was awful !

Ugh, I hate that. I'd be stabby, stabby, stabby!. Yanbu, it's utterly minging.

Aww it's sweet. Young love.

Ewww, I hate PDAs. Especially on public transport when you can't get away from them.

Haha RuggerHug, I wish I was brave enough to do that!

No, they aren't physically hurting me Reality but I don't think it's particularly considerate when the joys of a packed tube train mean that other people are forced to stand inches away from it.

YABU. They're only kissing, not performing a 69 across the seats.

Oh and now there's nose nuzzling.The slurpy kisses are definitely worse but really, did they really need to add to them?! I can hear the kissing through my headphones. for wanting to vomit, definitely not envy!

YWBU unless they were using tongues in which case YWNBU

Spring is in the air and young love isn't far behind. Let them enjoy it.

"Spring is in the air". Where afreeekinbout.