To fashion a ladder out of plastic cups and escape?

[KeemaNaanAndCurryOn]

11 days in the it nutter house. Using a dodgy 3G connection to Mumsnet after discovering they've blocked the site on the only patient PC in the building.

I'm bored.

Would I be unreasonable to scoot around the communal areas collecting all of the plastic cups in order to build a ladder out of them and hardened sugar packets to escape?p

yanbu

Sounds v sensible. Can you use loose threads from an item of clothing so you can create a rope to escape by plaiting them together?

Before you go, to keep you warm, it's a bit chilly out tonight

Keep to the shadows and you'll be fine.

Oh, no, are you trapped? Is the treatment working, or can you pull a con job on the psychiatrist and get out of there?

They make it as boring as possible so that you'll want to get better quickly and leave

How are you doing Keema?

yabu. first you need to fashion a life size model of yourself from loo roll to put in the bed so they do not notice you have escaped...

get well soon lovely.

Oh Keema are you still there?

How are you doing?

YANBU

We'll do our best to entertain you in the meantime. Hope being bored is maybe a good sign - ?

Here are some emojis for you to fashion a story with:

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Blocking MN is understandable though