...to not want to sit on a huge turd??

[ILoveACornishPasty]

We are looking for a new sofa for our new house. I'm happy to go with leather but my husband has chosen this. He loves it. I think it looks like a huge turd! Please tell me it's not just me.

Yes it does. A big long slightly constipated poo

It looks like a huge turd.

Eewwwwww!

Haha! Yanbu! It's hideous. But I don't like leather sofas at all.

Looks uncannily similar to number 2. (Arf)

Yup. That's a number 2 on the Bristol Stool Chart. Didn't even need to see the chart to know that.

Imagine having sex on that. Nope.

It's like a big, aerated, moussey teething poo.

I'm reading him the replies and he says he won't budge. I've said that turd doesn't look like it would budge!!

Teething poo! Yes! I knew I'd seen it somewhere before.

OP, does your husband have a twisted sense of humour? As in 'I have shit taste... Haha. Get it? Shit taste.' That's the only reason I can think of for someone wanting it; to make a giant, visual pun.

How can he not see it????

That really is a special kind of ugly.

Ewww.

That's one ugly frigging sofa. Purchase would be grounds for divorce, IMO.

Apart from the turdiness, leather is a horrible material to sit on.

You need to get him an emergency opticians appointment.

Try it and then decide.

That is a hideous turd sofa!

That's the most shit, shit sofa I've ever seen. I bet it has a whiff of poo about it too. My toddler does a poo like that sofa every now and again. If it enters your home it will forever be known as the No2 sofa!

Ewww, that is one ugly sofa!

Leather sticks to the back of your legs and makes a farting sound when you stand up. It hurts too.

Oh my, that's....unusual.

Think of all the crumbs and dust that would get in those little crater bits!

Um, maybe you could jazz it up with some non-turdy cushions?

It's a turd, and it's not even rolled in glitter

Perhaps if it came in a different colour,less shit-like?

juxta I know! The crap crevices! Imagine all manner of shit smelling foulness that would end up collected in there?! I feel I've compromised on material (I'm not a leather fan) but cannot compromise on sitting on a huge stool.