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...to not want to sit on a huge turd??

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ILoveACornishPasty · 21/02/2016 21:14

We are looking for a new sofa for our new house. I'm happy to go with leather but my husband has chosen this. He loves it. I think it looks like a huge turd! Please tell me it's not just me.

...to not want to sit on a huge turd??
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ILoveACornishPasty · 21/02/2016 22:11

TiggyD I laughed out loud at that!!

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ohthegoats · 21/02/2016 22:14

I've got one like that - inherited, not chosen - it's not got buttoned seats, but it's still pretty uncomfortable. Not a nice sofa to cuddle up on in front of the telly when you're ill.

AcrossthePond55 · 21/02/2016 22:19

Oh dear, that is hellacious. Does it come in any other colour? And why would anyone want all that tufting? It really looks awfully uncomfortable.

BetteDavispies · 21/02/2016 22:22

Grin tiggy
I agree that it is the fugliest thing ever. If you have guests you would have to invite them to shit down on it.

paxillin · 21/02/2016 22:23

Tell him this is your choice and hope for a mutual veto. If not, you will and he won't be comfortable.

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SandunesAndRainclouds · 21/02/2016 22:24

Am I the only one who sees a gigantic Twix?!

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ILoveACornishPasty · 21/02/2016 22:25

Or this??

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UterusUterusGhali · 21/02/2016 22:26

Tell him you want the Vulva Sofa.

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ILoveACornishPasty · 21/02/2016 22:29

Oh my life!!! Ha haaaa!! Imagine wiping those creases!!

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FedUpWithBriiiiiick · 21/02/2016 22:31

Vulva sofa Grin

RaspberryOverload · 21/02/2016 22:34

Oh, I love that Vulva sofa Grin Proper made me laugh.

I may just (in the interests of research, you understand) show my colleagues that Shit Sofa tomorrow, and see what they say about it....

Where's it from?

Room101isWhereIUsedToLive · 21/02/2016 22:36

Does it come in a different colours? Might be nice in red?

tingon · 21/02/2016 22:37

OMG The Vulva sofa. That makes the Poo sofa look appealing.

BetteDavispies · 21/02/2016 22:38

Shock That's disgusting uterus Grin

tingon · 21/02/2016 22:39

If it was in green it would look like a gherkin.

coolaschmoola · 21/02/2016 22:39

It looks like a 1980's Barbie Dream house sofa!!!

Sallyhasleftthebuilding · 21/02/2016 22:41

You'd only need big roll to clean it!!

Love the vulva sofa - who the dreamt that one up?

Anyone found a penis sofa yet?

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ILoveACornishPasty · 21/02/2016 22:43

raspberry it's only a DFS bad boy:

m.dfs.co.uk/batoni/3-seater-sofa-champion-leather-101130320p--1#0pbLWDxfdS2xDUR4.97

You'd think you'd have to go somewhere 'niche' to get a sofa that looks like a plop but clearly not!!

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paxillin · 21/02/2016 22:45

You get to chose the exact hue of shit-brown, too.

Sallyhasleftthebuilding · 21/02/2016 22:45

Found a chair

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SmallGreenBouncyBall · 21/02/2016 22:46

yanbu
there are some hideous sofas in the show rooms.

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ILoveACornishPasty · 21/02/2016 22:47

I know I said our sitting room is big but....

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RaspberryOverload · 21/02/2016 22:48

You'd think you'd have to go somewhere 'niche' to get a sofa that looks like a plop but clearly not!!

I snorted at that! DS came in cos he thought I might be poorly... Grin

Sallyhasleftthebuilding · 21/02/2016 22:50

Matching lamp

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Puzzledandpissedoff · 21/02/2016 22:51

Here you go Sally - not just a sofa but a wide choice of items for your penis-themed interior Grin

metro.co.uk/2015/05/15/13-pictures-which-prove-penis-inspired-interiors-are-not-the-one-5188212/

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