...to not want to sit on a huge turd??

[ILoveACornishPasty]

We are looking for a new sofa for our new house. I'm happy to go with leather but my husband has chosen this. He loves it. I think it looks like a huge turd! Please tell me it's not just me.

[ILoveACornishPasty]

TiggyD I laughed out loud at that!!

[ohthegoats]

I've got one like that - inherited, not chosen - it's not got buttoned seats, but it's still pretty uncomfortable. Not a nice sofa to cuddle up on in front of the telly when you're ill.

[AcrossthePond55]

Oh dear, that is hellacious. Does it come in any other colour? And why would anyone want all that tufting? It really looks awfully uncomfortable.

[BetteDavispies]

tiggy
I agree that it is the fugliest thing ever. If you have guests you would have to invite them to shit down on it.

[paxillin]

Tell him this is your choice and hope for a mutual veto. If not, you will and he won't be comfortable.

[SandunesAndRainclouds]

Am I the only one who sees a gigantic Twix?!

[ILoveACornishPasty]

Or this??

[UterusUterusGhali]

Tell him you want the Vulva Sofa.

[ILoveACornishPasty]

Oh my life!!! Ha haaaa!! Imagine wiping those creases!!

[FedUpWithBriiiiiick]

Vulva sofa

[RaspberryOverload]

Oh, I love that Vulva sofa Proper made me laugh.

I may just (in the interests of research, you understand) show my colleagues that Shit Sofa tomorrow, and see what they say about it....

Where's it from?

[Room101isWhereIUsedToLive]

Does it come in a different colours? Might be nice in red?

[tingon]

OMG The Vulva sofa. That makes the Poo sofa look appealing.

[BetteDavispies]

That's disgusting uterus

[tingon]

If it was in green it would look like a gherkin.

[coolaschmoola]

It looks like a 1980's Barbie Dream house sofa!!!

[Sallyhasleftthebuilding]

You'd only need big roll to clean it!!

Love the vulva sofa - who the dreamt that one up?

Anyone found a penis sofa yet?

[ILoveACornishPasty]

raspberry it's only a DFS bad boy:

m.dfs.co.uk/batoni/3-seater-sofa-champion-leather-101130320p--1#0pbLWDxfdS2xDUR4.97

You'd think you'd have to go somewhere 'niche' to get a sofa that looks like a plop but clearly not!!

[paxillin]

You get to chose the exact hue of shit-brown, too.

[Sallyhasleftthebuilding]

Found a chair

[SmallGreenBouncyBall]

yanbu
there are some hideous sofas in the show rooms.

[ILoveACornishPasty]

I know I said our sitting room is big but....

[RaspberryOverload]

You'd think you'd have to go somewhere 'niche' to get a sofa that looks like a plop but clearly not!!

I snorted at that! DS came in cos he thought I might be poorly...

[Sallyhasleftthebuilding]

Matching lamp

[Puzzledandpissedoff]

Here you go Sally - not just a sofa but a wide choice of items for your penis-themed interior

metro.co.uk/2015/05/15/13-pictures-which-prove-penis-inspired-interiors-are-not-the-one-5188212/