To ask your stories of petty revenge?

[CowPatRoberts]

I'll begin.

DP and I have a shopping agreement, one of us shops and the other unloads the car and puts everything away. A couple of weeks ago we had a minor spat about housework and I went off to Tesco, did the shopping and headed to the checkout. Now, not only did I double bag everything and fill it as much as I can, I also parked a few houses down as the car "wouldn't fit on the drive way".

How about you?

My friend on finding out her DH was cheating with his work colleague made him a special steak pie containing Nytol and laxatives. She phoned me nearly hysterical at 10.30pm saying "OMG please come I think I've killed him." I remember driving to hers with my stomach churning. When I arrived at their flat she was much calmer and as I got to the end of her hallway saw him half staggering, holding the wall with one hand and clutching his arse through his boxers with the other hand trying to negotiate his way to the loo. Thinking back it was funny but at the time she was terrified. She left the next day after he went to work. She carefully cleaned right under the rim of the toilet with his electric toothbrush before she did though. Her second DH refuses to eat any pies.

I've not heard the kids waking during the night so HDR has to deal with it. It all stems from when ds1 was a baby and I asked him to do a night feed and he said 'I'd rather not' and went back to sleep! The red mist descended and now I have my sweet revenge!

We (now-DH, best friend and I) were moving out of our first student house into our second. My DM came to help. The two of us worked all day to pack cars, etc.

DH and best friend were both procrastinating and giggling together whilst we were struggling, and they were driving me mad with it. So I tipped DH's drink out of the window. It was the last bit, the rest was already at our new place and the water was disgusting. He picked up the glass and saw it was empty. I said something like "oh, you must've drunk it..."

I didn't do anything to my friend despite wanting to. They did help in the end and I did 'confess' to DH a few years later. He said I was right! And he is much more helpful now...

These are great classics classics!

Fair enough Madam.

My current boss is one of those that thinks that he knows everything, even though he is technically a project manager to a group of people with very different skills (think, one person does graphics, one does animation, one does photography)

Anyway, he used to always take credit for my work in meetings and I had no idea as it was with the higher ups. I used to run reports for the whole dept, even though it wasn't my job but something that helped others.

Non-intentionally, I had HG so was off work for 6 weeks so no reports got done. He phoned me in hospital every day until I reported it to HR. It all came out of the woodwork then and he got a disciplinary.

hilarious OohMavis

What were the council thinking by sending someone to take your bin?

My then-boyfriend's housemate at uni was an awful bitch. She hated me (I'm not sure why,) she was nice to my face but then said the most awful things about me behind my back. She did go through a stage of coming on to my boyfriend but he wasn't interested at all.

We waited until she went home for the holidays and then had sex on her bed. Ha!