... to have clicked on one too many news links?

[OurBlanche]

I found this and have been sniggling ever since.

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/6911106/One-night-stand-left-his-phone-at-girls-flat-so-she-mocked-his-sexual-performance-on-his-Facebook-page.html

I have tried to feel sorry for him. I have tried to feel sorry for the hell his mum will be going through.

But I just want to meet 'Sarah' and buy her a cake and coffee

After what he said about her I think she was quite restrained!

She doesn't sound like she should be having one night stands if that's her reaction

WTF. What about HIS reaction? She's good enough to stick his dick into but not good enough to be complimentary about? Fuck that shit.

Derek!!!

I agree GoodNight

Haha! Good on her!

I want to know what the blurred out bit is - any guesses what he didn't do?

Derek did you read what he had said about her?

Are these things ever real though?

To be honest, I have my doubts, but the thought of it still makes me smile.

Maybe the title should read AIBU to suspect this is made up but to find it funny anyway?

I thought she sounded very nice and composed actually.

He sounds like a right cock "I was drunk and just having a laugh with my friends" is no excuse for being such a disrespectful prick.