The house is full of half finished 'projects', beads, sequins, plaster of Paris pigs, cardboard shite, cutting outs, stickers, kinder surprise crap, grow your own monster etc. etc.
I've seen my arse this evening and binned loads! AIBU to want to live in a home rather than a craft centre?
How can one child make so much craft (mess), the dyson looks like a glitter ball with all the shite it picks up.
How much stuff is worth keeping and how much could I get away with putting in the bin?