AIBU to think that some fizzy bottom action wouldn't go amiss?

[MercedesDR]

I got taken short in the shopping center at Hammersmith tube this morning. It costs 50p to use the toilets in there, but I had no choice. The loo I used was coated in limescale. AIBU to think that for 50p a pee, the loos should be descaled so they are all white and pristine inside?

Yanbu.

I thought that 'fizzy bottom action' was going to be something about Centre Parcs and Oxo Tower shenanigans 😄

Yanbu

Haha queen I thought the same!

I thought it would be like "fanny gallops"

The quality of loos should match their price.

And I did think it was about rectal Prossecco.