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To punch dp in the side of the head (lighthearted. Sort of...)

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Rebeccaelizabethxo · 20/01/2016 02:57

For having the audacity to snore so fucking loudly and be sleeping so deeply as I sit here on my second hour of cluster feeding a nipple tugging boobie Lord ?

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OneBiscuitAtATime · 20/01/2016 03:04

Not at all. Especially if he tells you that he is tired tomorrow.

StarkyTheDirewolf · 20/01/2016 03:18

I'll be your alibi if you be mine! Dh decided 3:09am was the best time to have a discussion about my thoughts on why the Internet has temporarily gone off. ..probably because you've unplugged it you massive jizz pigeon! I was asleep, I didn't care!

BuggerLumpsAnnoyed · 20/01/2016 03:26

I often get the urge to smother him. Just a bit.

OrangeRhinoInTraining · 20/01/2016 03:27

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JenniferAnistonsHair · 20/01/2016 04:03

I feel your pain. This happens a lot in our house at the mo. He's even woken her up with his snoring on more than one occasion, just as I've got her back to sleep...

Junosmum · 20/01/2016 04:06

I feel your pain. And DH is in the next room due to the tiny dictator currently attacking my nipple. He could at least deal with the poonami!

redcarrot1 · 20/01/2016 04:31

This is why I have my own bedroom...bliss.

Rebeccaelizabethxo · 20/01/2016 06:58

Thank you all, tonight I can punch the arse with a clear conscious !

red I'm very envious of your own bed room! I need one away from dp and baby

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