'Crime' and punishments

[GloGirl]

Anyone leaving public toilets in a state should have one tooth painlessly removed. Starting with a top front one. So everyone will know who the dirty fuckers are. No false teeth allowed.

Anyone driving a huge fucking 4x4 without the ability of dipping headlights so you don't blind cars 3 miles in front of you will only be allowed to drive in daylight. Between the hours of 10am-11am.

Anyone driving a very nice car who is unable to hug curbs on country road to savr your car bring scratched by hedgerow should only be allowed to drive a bicycle. A slim one. All that power steering and road handling and intellegent systems and they can't drive in lane

I like it STDG. It would be nice if they magically put on a pound every time they said "I'm being good" or "naughty, naughty! Someone's got milk in their tea!"

People who queue-jump should find always find themselves using those numbered queuing systems and have their number skipped every day for a week.

I need to revive this to say:

People who rock up at the gym wearing workout clothes that quite clearly have been festering in a pile since the 1980s and then leave a pungent whiff around every machine they use... should be forcibly strip showered, then made to stand in the boxing area for use as a punch bag. For a week.

The people who leave towels hanging beside the shower in my work (festering, grey things that they've wiped their arses on, and the hook is at the narrowest part of the room so you have to brush past them to get to the loo) - these people should be made to massage their faces with every towel except their own (so they get covered in other people's arse crumbs).

People who think because it is dark / late then then 30 mph limit has magically disappeared and honk at you for doing the said speedlimit should be made to walk everywhere.

People who park in disabled or parent/toddler spaces that are not disabled or don't have children should have their cars towed. AIBU?
Grinds my gears!!! To clarify unless my child needed a pushchair I wouldn't use a parent/toddler space.