To hide DH's belt?

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Every fucking day he takes it off and just leaves it on the bed.

I do not know why he can not put it away.

Breathe deeply and let it go and 'accidentally' knock it down his side of the bed

Does he leave it on the bed when he gets in to go to sleep?
Or does it stay there until morning?

Leave your bra on his side of the bed. Hairbrush on his chair.

It goes on the floor when he gets into bed.

Strap him to the bed with it while he sleeps!

Mu husband hangs his jacket, tie, belt, short off the bed post. drive me mad.

Ha! We have shoes we wear in the garden. My OH wears them and leaves them in the middle of the floor rather than by the door. Grrr.

Supposed no one ha said it yet, but....... LTB!

My dh has his own bedroom and has done for the 25 years of our marriage. He still leaves his clothes on my bed every day. It drives me spare.

Pillowcase.

DH used to leave his belt, hairbrush, books, all sorts of crap on the bed. Always on my side I took to putting anything abandoned carelessly on the bed into his pillowcase.

He doesn't leave things on the bed any more

Now I just have to deal with the huge, heavy shoes in doorways, and the immediate filling of any clear surface space with pocket contents (MP3 player, loose change, glove (never a pair) etc.)...

Crack him round the bum with it

gliblet that sounds like my DH.

I had a shoe cupboard BUILT to solve the shoe issue but where do the shoes get left? On my side of the bed so if I don't move them I fall over them if I get up in the night for a pee.

I'm stealing the pillow case idea. I was considering putting it all in a bucket outside the back door and letting him go mad looking for it all

Maybe he's hoping to use it during the night and so there's no point in putting it away? Take a hint OP