To want to gnaw off my own arm

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Been on same coach for four hours, committed schoolboy error of not eating breakfast beforehand.

We don't get in for another hour! I'm STARVING. No food stops planned and they don't sell food

Help MNers

Are there parents with small children near you? They are likely to have snacks or failing that a small child might do

Schoolgirl error there.

There are and I am eyeing them up for snacks. They don't seem to be taking the hint though

Think it's gonna have to be a small child!

Massive sympathies, that sounds rubbish. Have you not even got a loose mint floating around at the bottom of your bag? You could probably survive a week on the crumbs in mine!

Alternatively you could view it as your post Xmas detox?

Hmm ok will regard it as post Xmas detox! And then go for big sushi lunch as soon as I arrive at my destination

No mints sadly - I was clever enough to empty my bag yesterday and in the process remove all the detritus that I could have munched now

Not long to go now. MN your way through the final half hour and it'll be over in no time.