As far as marital arguments go, this is probably the most serious we've had.
DH bought me a chocolate advent calendar. I usually don't bother but occasionally buy one for my sister, on a whim. Both of us only ever had the traditional, picture only kind as children, so choccy ones are a sacrilegious treat.
I like to save all the chocolates and binge devour scarf them down eat them all in one go. DH has been most put out that I haven't eaten one per day and am only just now sitting down to a miniature feast of tiny chocolates.
It's not even that he wants any for himself, he just wanted to see me get a little treat each day (proper enabler)
LTB, right?