To consider divorce?

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DH ate the last crispy duck pancake. LTB, right?

It sounds as if the pancake was eaten without the op's knowledge, and thinking she would enjoy it while he was out at his Christmas do she went to the fridge to discover it gone.

Sorry. I was too emotional when I first posted. 6 pancakes, meant to be for me. He asked to have one before he went to his Christmas party (where there would be food) and I said yes. He had one. I then had 4, went to dust the shelves and came back to see him eating the last one.

Get over it op, you are a mere women (i guess) he is a man, therefore he should have the last pancake. Hth hun

If your quick you can get to a late night diy store and buy new locks for the house. That'll teach him.

Who the fuck goes off to dust shelves and leaves a duck pancake sitting unprotected. You were setting a honey trap for him IMO, so you ABU. (Unless 'dusting shelves' is a euphemism for something more urgent, like a tricky poo.)

Well, I suggest that you should order some more from the local takeaway.

Totally.

I'm hiding this thread now as it's just so awful and pointless. Yes OP, LTB.

BELLE LYN = LTB? = Leave The Bastard

Or Leave Your Nemesis

inthebox I'm hurt

Well that escalated.

Thanks choco yes LTB blooming phone! Hope he returns with more pancake rolls op

I've never actually had a duck pancake. Went veggie 1t 13, way before duck pancake entitlement age. I fear that my life may never be complete.

Reported. Yes, you OP. You utter disgrace. Everyone knows that spring rolls are far superior and to be honest, you are a failure of a human being.

I'd offer you one catsize, but, you know...

Where is that charming spellcaster when you need it??????!!!!!!!!!

If it's a works do he's either shitfaced and staying over or bored stiff clock watching until he can leave without looking anti-social.

Oh no you didn't thisfence. How can you say that?

Have you called 101 for theft yet?
Although they could be considered joint assets, so you might actually owe him some.
Do you have a pre-nup?

Shit. No pre-nup. Am I buggered?

This fence, your words bring me comfort. As long as the veggie version qualifies. Have to say, I can take or leave spring rolls. Thanks for the offer OP, but I think you need to focus on your relationship issues right now, not my level of duck deprivation.

Catsize come to the dark side.

Whatevs. I feel sorry for your DH.