To be happy for the rest of my life

[Esmeismyhero]

If I could have eggnog lattes everyday. They are so bloody yummy!

Well yes happy but fat huh. Bet there's ten squillion calories per cup. Grrrrr.

Oh I know and I'm about 0287487469783 stone overweight

Why can't they make zero cal yummies? Harumph!

Oh they're so good aren't they?

YANBU