to think Johnny Depp has never been sexier in the new Dior ad (lighthearted)

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Wow. My first thought was "whatever this is advertising, I want it."
Drool.

You need to go to Specsavers.

"Lighthearted" ?!!

I actually go to Specsavers already

I wouldn't shag him.

Its a ridiculous advert makes me laugh its so cheesey i cant take his whispery savuche seriously its just silly

He's turning into Mickey whatsit IRL, though; All puffy and waxy and ewww.

A potato could look sexy in a scent advertising campaign. They're hardly harshly lights and ultra-realism. Give yourself a slap with a wet fish

"A potato could look sexy. ......" strawberry.

I miss the young Depp. He's not ageing well too much booze.

My DH's reaction was "what's with the buffalo? Does it come free with the cologne?"

Nah means the scent has a hint of buffalo

Even Johnny is a bit WTF at the Buffalo. But he is too focused on burying his Captain Jack jewellery to stop.

burying his captain jack jewellery

I normally love him but think he looks awful in that advert.

His recent appearance on Graeme Norton was a more truthful representation I think. Oily and a bit bloated, he stared doughy-faced and glaze-eyed out at the world, with his sad old man's jewellery clanking around.
He has gone to seed.

Just watched the ad. Bloody awful. Perfume/cologne ads are the pits.

Perfume ads are ridiculous I agree the charlize therone( sp)1 is naff.

He was at his best in Chocolat imo. I'm not a fancier of Johnny Depp. I can see he's good looking, I think he's a talented actor and I like him very much, but no...he has never made my mingle tingle.

made my mingle tingle.

I'm likeing the altered adverts...

Ah that's better ego

His recent appearance on Graeme Norton was a more truthful representation I think. Oily and a bit bloated, he stared doughy-faced and glaze-eyed out at the world, with his sad old man's jewellery clanking around

Funny and slightly poetic!

I've never fancied him except when he's the pirate.

Now, the Chris Evans (film star not ginger TV presenter) advert is a different kettle of fish. I'm not even sure what he's advertising. It might be aftershave, it might not

Hmm

I don't like him anymore. Mid-life crisis, and I heard something even more unpleasant about his behaviour.

Crap.

Sorry. The more unpleasant thing was someone else. Just remembered.

As you were