AIBU to ask you each for a haiku?

[Clare1971]

Years ago my sister embroidered an advent calendar for us and each year I wrap and hang chocolates on it. As a joke, I suggested this year that instead of chocolates I could write and hang a haiku on each day. (Haiku - 3 line poem with 5, 7 and 5 syllables in each line). My DC's think it's a great idea so now I've got to write 24 bloody haikus. Turns out I am crap at it. EG: Christmas is coming, The goose is getting fat but, not as fat as me.
Anyone like to help me out?

Snow snow snow snow snow
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
Yes, I love winter!

Seasons greetings here
Lets all share a great big cheer
Peace to all mankind

Sleep now little one
In the night, Santa will come
With gifts for us all

Jesus born this day
Two thousand years gone by
Still we celebrate

I'm not very good either. Sorry.
I will help with the gin instead.

A mumsnet haiku
Did you mean to be so rude?
Or are you on glue?

yes Santa uses
the same wrapping paper as
mum -(really an elf)

A like button
Is needed for the many
Fine haikus on here

Pass me the choclut
If you call me fat again
I'll terminate you

To ask for haiku
When no cherry blossom blooms?
Most Unreasonable.

Jeremy Corbyn
like a red breasted robin,
Jeremy Hunt, ice

Hendricks, Tanqueray
Or Monkey 47
All gin welcome here

It is the season
for some widespread unreason..
unreasonable

Ah so much to do
Too knackered to enjoy day
Some other fucker do it

tinsel and crackers
we're all so fucking knackered
boxing day opt-out!

flammable lighting
then the children start fighting
adults start from 2

Saint Nicholas
Brings joy fun and smiles:
To give love is free.

For December 6th.

It's the 21st
Only 4 more days to go
Get the sprouts on now

Advents eighteenth day
snow obliteration due
Now says Daily Mail

Christmas Cock Robin
Tweeted tidy your bedrooms
Or no fucking gifts.

all alone now and pantone first lines only have 4 syllables. And somebody else miscounted the syllables I'm 'especially'

Christmas is such shit
Too much bloody good and drink
OK for a child.

Food and drink, damn it'

It takes a master
To bend the rules for effect;
So bog off Brioche.

[santa]

Wrap a Brussels sprout
Hide in ferrero rocher
Hand round after lunch

I'm grateful to Clare
For this Christmas haiku thread
It's really such fun!

Santa is jolly
He flies all around the globe
I adore his hat

Reindeer love lichen
They enjoy munching it up
It makes the poo green

So much talent here
we cannot compete at all
good luck to you OP

Ready for Christmas?
Shopping and rushing around
Then stop! (For a day)