Cheryl VD is actually very talented

[raranah]

I dont get why everyone always says she can't sing and isnt talented.

Video below of her performing an amazing dance routine and singing live.

She's undeniably very talented!

OP is now hiding their own thread. Bizarre.

TheWit I am devastated.

No ivory tower here. Just don't like to normalise assaulting someone else as something that everyone does.

I assume she has at some point slept with Simon Cowell.

her voice/both songs are just a bit... meh

MIC is absolutely definitely real surely?

I am currently watching some celebrities who actually live in the jungle. They really do live there. Amazing.

Next you'll be telling us coronation street is a documentary about the working classes in a Manchester suburb

Hang on wasn't someone from MIC also living in that jungle though?

Coronation Street is a documentary. Hollyoaks is all fake though. I'm not sure about Eastenders, I have my suspicions.

There's someone from Geordie Shore living in the jungle thorn.

This is insane.

Well fuck me, I'm going to need therapy after this reality check!

Oh no. The jungle has confused it all. Does that mean everything's fake on TV?

Everything except for Cheryl, yes.

That's brought the thread full circle, I like that.

The moon is also made of cheese

She did something silly, after too many drinks when she was a teenager. People need to get over it, we've all been there.

Speak for yourself. Personally I don't become a massive racist after a few drinks.

Oh leave her alone - she is the nation's sweetheart.

I read that somewhere so it must be true...

my arse

The malaria thing.

Well.

It wasn't.

Allegedly

I've heard that too about the malaria. But it was another health problem it was allegedly covering for. Or are there more rumours?

Who has cheese?

What's like malaria but not malaria that CVD (as she will always be to me, thanks Mrs Tweedy) definitely did not have?

Well, what is the 'malaria/not malaria' hint all about?

X post!

I'm not sure it's just weigh loss that's changed her looks tbf.

Too many hints on this thread! Why has her mum not been in the same room as the husband, and what was malaria-gate?

Malaria = huge flare up of summat else that ends in "ia". Rest of the word rhymes with mulleem.