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to have lost it and gone ape shit at his parents house?

280 replies

DryGob · 22/11/2015 19:25

His parents are the two most annoying people in the world. Yesterday we were there at their house. His mother constantly went on and on about sorting the carcass out, his father was attention seeking, coughing and spluttering good everywhere while we were trying to eat, the pair of them kept coming out with ridiculous stories that made them sound like twats, going on about how much money and jewellery they had and how spoilt she was by insisting that FIL and DH buy her new jewellery every Christmas and then to top it off - his father let DD outside after I'd specifically said she wasn't to go out but he opened the door in a cocky manner and let her out in the snow with no shoes on!!!! So I lost it, told MIL that she was the carcass, asked if they were so rich why is their house a disgusting grovel and told them that if they undermine me with dd again they'll be banned from unsupervised contact. Now, nobody (including dh) is talking to me.

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amysmummy12345 · 22/11/2015 21:47

If the op is a socialite and dh it's a rapper, could she indeed be Kim Carcassian?? I'll get my coat now... Hmm

chelle792 · 22/11/2015 21:53

I thought they were on about cupboard carcasses! I was wondering if it was a building project and was getting very confused

MurlockedInTheCellarHelpUs · 22/11/2015 21:58

The only way I can tell is YWBU is if I know what MIL's plans for the carcass were.

Chicken soup? Fine.
Convoluted consommé involving egg whites? Whole other story.

Iwasbornin1993 · 22/11/2015 22:05

Sparcarcass LOLGrin

winewolfhowls · 22/11/2015 22:05

Maybe the op's fil is Tony soprano

Pipestheghost · 22/11/2015 22:08

The only way is carcass

Tapirs · 22/11/2015 22:12

OP I think you're getting a very hard time on here re the carcass so I'll gloss over that.

It might help if you could give us a bit more information about the ways in which the FIL was attention seeking and how he 'opened the door in a cocky manner'. I mean, was it slyly cocky, or would a casual observer think 'Bugger me, that's cocky?'

Pheobe1 · 22/11/2015 22:15

Never mind the carcass or the grovel

YOU HAVE SNOWEnvy

But yes you were very rude.

ephemeralfairy · 22/11/2015 22:15

Please come back and explain OP! Or it will be like the 'willy-off' thread again...

sharonthewaspandthewineywall · 22/11/2015 22:15

Oh dear me this is hilarious I hope the laughter brings labour along soon.
As an aside I thought my dream where my father pushed DH and called him a turkey was an amazing insult but 'you're the carcass' wins hands down to be honest

BlueBananas · 22/11/2015 22:19

Bugger me that's cocky

Grin
CFSsucks · 22/11/2015 22:21

I can't work out if this is real (because it doesn't come across like that) or its one of those threads from the pov from someone else (that I clearly don't get).

You said "MIL, you are a carcass" surely then she just died laughing. I couldn't take anyone seriously who called me a carcass.

firesidechat · 22/11/2015 22:26

And this is why I love MN.

Crazy post from the op and hilarious posts from everyone else.

firesidechat · 22/11/2015 22:28

Of course it could be the two glasses of wine I've consumed tonight and this isn't funny at all. The morning will tell.

Tirfarthoin · 22/11/2015 22:28

Ah winewolf so your thinking it went more like
"You will be the carcass"
It is getting very dark indeed.

ChickadeeChick · 22/11/2015 22:30

Dying at "one is not the carcass" You lot crack me up Grin

Gazelda · 22/11/2015 22:31

Is this a reverse?

WhoTheFuckIsSimon · 22/11/2015 22:34

I can't wait to have a barney with someone now just so I can call them a carcass. It's going to be my insult du jour.

WhoTheFuckIsSimon · 22/11/2015 22:35

Barny
Barney

Both look wrong?

OddlyLogical · 22/11/2015 22:35

This is hilarious!

If you hate them that much, don't visit them.
If you are going to visit them, learn to behave like a decent human being.

You're carcass GrinGrinGrin

aquashiv · 22/11/2015 22:37

Perhaps they staged it, so you might never darken their govel* again?

SnowBodyforrrrm · 22/11/2015 22:38

Imagine the reverse.

WWYD? My DIL called me a carcass over Sunday lunch the bitch Shock

emotionsecho · 22/11/2015 22:40

Indeed Tapirs the cocky door opening aspect needs further exploration, is it something that can be mastered quickly or does it take years to perfect and is a carcass an essential training tool - so many questions.

Haffdonga · 22/11/2015 22:42

I'm the carcass!

Gileswithachainsaw · 22/11/2015 22:49

perhaps if you had a carves your brain wouldn't have leaked out your ears and you wouldn't have taken your dd to a disgusting hovel with revolting unhygienic people who hack up everywhere when your poor dd has a chest infection.

next time stay home they sound vile

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