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to have lost it and gone ape shit at his parents house?

280 replies

DryGob · 22/11/2015 19:25

His parents are the two most annoying people in the world. Yesterday we were there at their house. His mother constantly went on and on about sorting the carcass out, his father was attention seeking, coughing and spluttering good everywhere while we were trying to eat, the pair of them kept coming out with ridiculous stories that made them sound like twats, going on about how much money and jewellery they had and how spoilt she was by insisting that FIL and DH buy her new jewellery every Christmas and then to top it off - his father let DD outside after I'd specifically said she wasn't to go out but he opened the door in a cocky manner and let her out in the snow with no shoes on!!!! So I lost it, told MIL that she was the carcass, asked if they were so rich why is their house a disgusting grovel and told them that if they undermine me with dd again they'll be banned from unsupervised contact. Now, nobody (including dh) is talking to me.

OP posts:
ssd · 22/11/2015 20:45

weird all round

am desperately looking for a typo for carcass but I'm getting nowhere fast....

Greengardenpixie · 22/11/2015 20:47

mm...all very confusing. Its as though you have started mid story?
A grovel? Dont you mean hovel?
Well if you dont like them, wtf are you doing round their house?
nuff said.

BlueBananas · 22/11/2015 20:48
Grin
IcecreamBus · 22/11/2015 20:48

I knew someone who wasn't very nice either used to say 'move your carcass'.

Snorted my drink at Liney's Sparcarcass!

NewLife4Me · 22/11/2015 20:49

I understood up to the OP calling her mil a carcass.
Weirdest thread ever. Grin

Why is a child with a chest infection running about barefoot.
Why would you have anything to do with someone who only last year reported you to ss.
Why would you have a dh who would have anything to do with his mum for doing this.

So many questions.

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 22/11/2015 20:51

I'm pretty sure Debrett's has a chapter on this exact same issue.

NanaNina · 22/11/2015 20:52

Oh drygob you've gone and it's not surprising but please come back and tell us about the carcuss - don't think there'll be any more insults about carcusses somehow!

Darvany · 22/11/2015 20:54

Are they talking to you yet or is Carcass-gate ongoing?

amysmummy12345 · 22/11/2015 20:56

I've actually woke DH up from crying with laughter, his response... Was the meat nice? Grin

HollyEllis · 22/11/2015 20:57

So the DP must be a Carcass-son then Grin

amysmummy12345 · 22/11/2015 20:57

Also, who the fuck is Sharon?!!

RabbitSaysWoof · 22/11/2015 20:59

Why would you have anything to do with someone who only last year reported you to ss.
Why would you have a dh who would have anything to do with his mum *for doing this.
^^^
This.
That would be it for me, with any of them I would already be a LP after that, there would be no need for me to have to go round there pretending I don't hate them.

Enjolrass · 22/11/2015 21:00

enjol just died laughing re your prince Philip post.

GrinGrinGrinGrin

DuchessDaisy · 22/11/2015 21:01

Was the FIL coughing due to swallowing a chicken bone?

Tirfarthoin · 22/11/2015 21:04

Son of a carcass

Booyaka · 22/11/2015 21:04

Actually the first thing I thought was the real Royal Family. OP, you are Kate Middleton, I claim my £50.

I like the way you pretended George was a girl to try not to out yourself, but you're busted time for a name change.

Strokethefurrywall · 22/11/2015 21:07

The word carcass has just lost all meaning...

Scoopmuckdizzy · 22/11/2015 21:09

I think I get it. YABU to have called your MIL a carcass but probably very hurt following the SS thing. I don't think I would be able to associate with someone who had made such allegations.

Tirfarthoin · 22/11/2015 21:09

The only boy who ever loved me was the son of a carcass mam

I'm sorry I'm having far too much fun. I really need to put some thought into how you break a fridge with some lolly shoving

AbitSceptical · 22/11/2015 21:11

ha ha my first thoughts were of Sharon, the wasp and doing a T-rex.

DuchessDaisy · 22/11/2015 21:16

I presume the ice box in the fridge was damaged due to excessive loading with mini milks

Oysterbabe · 22/11/2015 21:18

If MIL is the carcuss and was trying to get FIL to sort her out I'm not surprised you left. That isn't appropriate in front of the children.

Tirfarthoin · 22/11/2015 21:29

Duchess I have wracked my brain for a more humorous explanation but I have nothing. I guess the door popped off from being over stuffed (like a chicken carcass?!)

Mintyy · 22/11/2015 21:36

Is this actually a joke op, or just one of those moments when Mumsnet decides it's all side-splitting and worthy of classics, because if not it's a bit fucking dark?

SquinkiesRule · 22/11/2015 21:36

OMG I'm crying laughing here. You lot are so funny, with the carcass jokes.

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