May I kill him?

[Canyouforgiveher]

We have an open plan downstairs. Not a small house. I am sitting in the front of the front living room and he is.at the back of the house and I can hear every loud chomp of every crisp he is eating. Jesus how can any human being make so much noise

Can't stand hearing people eat it makes me rage. YANBU!

You may. Not a court in the land Lloyd convict

Would convict. Bastard auto correct

The thing to do is eat something louder. Celery is the noisiest food, followed by Kettle chips.

Yes. Do it before he's finished the packet so you can eat the rest of them.

I bet he's finished the crisps now. If he starts breathing loudly then LTB.

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