old man with telescope trained on my daughters bedroom window!!!!

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Apparently it's ok cos he is half a world away aibu to buy thicker curtains for my dd's window?

What?

Police!!!

Or pin this up on the window facing out

Is he lost or found or does he feel down?

Lmao it made me cry. I'm still suffering from pregnancy hormones after 4 bloody months!

OMG! Just no! I'd be calling the police!

A joke I finally get

Only here would it be seen as anything other than JL intended

Not victim blaming here, but I'm pretty sure she started it...

Merry fucking Christmas Everyone

Huh?

We have a telescope. It's a big number which we roll out on clear evenings to look at constellations. But then we lack it all away again afterwards just in case of this scenario. Is it actually trained in the window permanently, or is it resting and dipping down? I would suggest maybe thicker curtains, a naff off perv poster and a quiet word in the local Bobby/PCSO's ear so they can assess as well.

Old fashioned Venetian blinds ? Can't see a thing if they are angled right yet the light gets in if you want.
Tbh yes he shouldn't be doing it but if he gets " warned off" he'll probably get more stealthy kit and carry on :(

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And you could have the message above on the outside :)

She sent him the telescope in the first place

Oh.

Oh FFS! I hate these type of threads

A harsh winter is predicted. Your daughter will be glad of the thicker curtains.

The man on the moon isn't "half a world a way" - laaaaaame

What does he eat? - LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

HOW DOES HE BREATHE? --- LAAAAAAAAAAME

quietly ignores it's symoblic

Yeh it was her own fault tbh in sending him the telescope. How the fuck did she manage with balloons?? Isn't UP!