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To be getting myself in a right old (admittedly almost enjoyable) tizzy over this date?

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SolidGoldBrass · 04/11/2015 18:27

So I have a date - well, a shag-date lined up for Sunday afternoon.
I absolutely do not know what to do with myself this week. I am horrendously out of practice (haven't had sex with anyone else for several years) and panicking that he will be disappointed with my obsolete skills and aging body (he is a lot younger than me).

I do know that if it doesn't work out, he is a genuinely nice bloke and we will be able to laugh it off and have a cup of tea and not worry but still...

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SolidGoldBrass · 14/11/2015 01:39

I know.Shoot me now.

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laureywilliams · 15/11/2015 18:01

Grin awwww

Trills · 15/11/2015 18:06

Solid and someone
sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Balaboosta · 15/11/2015 20:58

WelCome back to life, darling!

SolidGoldBrass · 16/11/2015 01:12

Still feeling idiotically soppy and happy. Saw him today, not feasible to run off for a shag but lots of hugs.and seriously filthy text sex tonight

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XiCi · 16/11/2015 21:08

OMG I am loving this thread
Hand holding, hugs and hot sex. I'm insanely jealous Smile

laureywilliams · 16/11/2015 21:32

No one has ever sexted me!

SolidGoldBrass · 17/11/2015 14:56

I used to not be all that keen on sexting because I had a job doing it, but that was years ago so now I actually find it fun.

I am feeling like a total adolescent - even a quick 'Good morning, what are you up to?' PM cheers me up...

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Trills · 17/11/2015 19:45

:o

Trills · 17/11/2015 19:46

If you can be all soppy then there is hope for even the most cynical of us!

laureywilliams · 18/11/2015 14:46

I'm not even sure I'd know how to sext. They probably teach it at school now.

Bet you've got a smile on your face all day!

SolidGoldBrass · 25/11/2015 19:00

OMG. Everything is still awesome.

As you were.

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Handywoman · 25/11/2015 19:07

Hahaha!!!! Love it!!

Valdeeves · 25/11/2015 20:15

Fab - keep us up to date!!

AnyFucker · 25/11/2015 20:18

Shall I buy a hat ?

And didn't I see on another popular social media site a < sharp intake of breath > change in status

Watch out, sgb, you will be turning mundane soon Wink

jeanmiguelfangio · 25/11/2015 20:54

sgb I love this thread!!! Ive stalking this forever! Keep updating will you so we can live vicariously

DixieNormas · 25/11/2015 20:57

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SolidGoldBrass · 25/11/2015 21:05

AF - Didn't know you were on other sites (PM me and own up!) Yes, I did put something on Another Site, thinking it would just be a quiet little amendment that me and maybe someone else if I pointed it out to him would notice.
Next thing it fucking exploded all over the timeline with everyone else whooping and giggling and me going OhFFS I am too old for this, only smirking as well...

But no, no hat-buying required. Much as I am enjoying myself, this is going to be fairly short and sweet, I expect . He is far too young, really. And I have a complex but stable family set up that I do not want to alter. Right now once a week or so of kinkyfuckery&snuggles is nice. Not going to get in any deeper.

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AnyFucker · 25/11/2015 21:12

It's only "Another Site", sgb, don't worry Smile

AnyFucker · 25/11/2015 21:14

Yeah yeah. You lurve him, I can tell.

BertieBotts · 25/11/2015 21:48

:o

SolidGoldBrass · 25/11/2015 23:30

Not only am I reverting to adolescence but so is everyone else

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AnyFucker · 25/11/2015 23:36

< twirls pony tail >

laureywilliams · 28/11/2015 19:24

She does!! She luuurrves him!!! (its all the smirking that gives it away)

JeanSeberg · 28/11/2015 19:27

Anyone else think she doth protest too much?