to stop dating this guy because he says "wee wee"

[Milanoska]

I've been on about 7 dates with him now and every time we go out when he goes to toilet he says - I'm just going for a wee wee.

He's 32.

"You're welcome" pahaha what a tit. Go on another date, announce you're off for a massive piss and by the way, fuck off mate you're a bellend. You're welcome.

I've just remembered some friends of my parents we used to visit when I was a child. He used to announce "I'm just going to shake hands with the wife's best friend".

Oh my God Grunt!

Were you meant to thank him, then?

Did he thank you for his orgasm OP?

One of my exes used to say he was going for a wee wee. This was however secondary to the fact that he always left the bathroom door open and always stood in Peter Pan stance while having said wee. I took particular pleasure in ending that relationship and leaving him to clean his own piss up off the floor.

I ditched a bloke who told me he was going to "point Percy at the porcelain". It gave me the bad chills.

Billy

Prize twat for "You're welcome".

Can't stand when people announce what they're going to the toilet for. For me it's "Excuse me", "Be right back", "Can I borrow your toilet?" (tongue in cheek), or nothing. I may be guilty of "Off for a piss", too, but only in that sort of boozy environment where everyone's excusing themselves bang on every half hour.

Another one saying LTB

No idea what you should do OP, but this has given me a good laugh....

I think you can dump anyone for any reason you like!

Oh my. I just had to comment to say LTB.

Wee wee was bad enough, but the you're welcome stuff takes the biscuit!

Sounds like he's looking for a mother substitute - LTB

I have a friend who is 38 and she regularly says "need a wee"

I'm 43 and I say 'I need a wee' - what's wrong with that?

DH still says 'wee wee' but only to DS, he can't break the habit. It amuses me but I'd be finding it weird if he said it to me....shudder.

I can think of worse things to say

I need to micturate

I need to urinate/pass urine

I need to void bladder

I need to have a slash

So what is acceptable?

Yuk re "you're welcome". Presumptuous and arrogant

I find men who use baby talk such a turn off. I went away for a weekend with a guy a couple of years ago and we'd been for a long walk, when we got back we were both knackered and flopped on the bed to have a snooze. He turned to me and said in a really babyish voice, with added lisp just to add to the effect "I feel reaallly sthleepy". It wasn't cute, it was just a massive turn off.

I also don't wish to know what my date is doing when they excuse themselves, just excuse yourself, no detail or further info required thanks v much.

Did he thank you for his orgasm? (assuming he had one?)

Please don't bin him OP - I'd love to hear how this progresses and how he describes the various bodily functions he encounters

at shouting Jurassic park.

I was going to suggest you give him a chance, I still say wee wee , not to anyone I am trying to impress mind, just close friends and family.

The you're welcome comment made me cringe, what a knob head.

Peter Pan stance

Years ago I had a friend whose DH would announce to a packed pub:

"Right, back in a minute, I need a shit"!!!

LTB immediately.

So you didn't have an orgasm - assuming you weren't faking out of boredom, perhaps the little shudder you gave when you were thinking about the wee wee thing made him think he was awesome in bed...

My first boyfriend punched the air & said with relish "you were my first virgin" after we first DTD. He was crap in bed too & used to get cross that I couldn't come in five minutes like he did and he had a horrible purple hairy willy

Some men just don;t get it

Omg YANBU