OMG...Minty Fresh!

[Thudercatsrule]

AIBU to want to strangle my children?!

So...I'd just put my boys to bed, went into the bathroom and one of them had managed to dribble toothpaste on the floor. So, I scooped up some toilet roll, wiped it up and then went for a wee.

(Can you see where this is going?!)

Anyway the fireworks outside the window were amazing so my mind wandered to when I was a little girl and the fireworks I saw...blah blah blah went my mind...i finished my wee, washed my hands and then it happened! Burning searing minty fresh pain! Yes, I had used the toothpaste sodden toilet paper...OMG the pain! And what did my DH do when I staggered downstairs the stairs....he bent over double and giggled at me!

So, would AIBU to want to wake my boys up and strangle them?!

QOD -"Minjury"!

I've got myself with chilli before, and original source shower gel too. Sympathies, OP, sounds like something I'd do!

Original Source do a chilli shower gel too. Not sure how that would feel...

Troll hunting on a toothpaste/clunge error thread. I have officially now seen it all

OTHM!

I had an ex who was cooking with chilli and didn't wash his hands properly before going to the toilet. His housemate found him howling and frantically scrubbing his penis in the sink.

There was no sympathy. Especially as he and housemate lived above the bar they both worked in. As far as I know he still hasn't lived it down.

YABU op

You don't know what pain is until you've grabbed the tube of deep heat from the bathroom cabinet, thinking it was Canesten.

I think we need a Minjury survivors support thread. Summer,

Troll hunting on a toothpaste/clunge error thread. I have officially now seen it all

You lead a sheltered life!

Toothpaste Clunge. Sounds like a charming rural village.

Toothpaste Clunge. Sounds like a charming rural village. Tears are streaming down my face! I'll look out for it on Escape to the Country!

I did think this thread was going to be about Original Source Mint shower gel.

That stuff is very stingy!

I had an ex once who convinced me that if he used one of the curiously strong mint things on his tongue before going down on me that I would be in ecstasy... No no no and No. I think it took 3 hours before the burning sensation left. He had the audacity to laugh at me while I wailed and tried desperately to rid myself of the burning..... Arse.

When I was a teenager I got thrush and was too broke and desperate to get anything for it and too embarrassed to ask my mum to get plain yogurt so I used a Muller vanilla crunch corner. I didn't use the chocolate balls as well.

That mint stuff on your snatch is horrific.